Enjoy it while it lasts, Candace. Fame is fleeting.
But the Internet is forever.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[to Evander Holyfield ] Aren't you a little old to be a professional boxer?
EHEvander Holyfield
Yes, yes I am.
Cool.
Unfortunately, my birthday has always been the lousiest day of the year. It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up.
RReferee
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! He's from a broken home. His hobby's breaking bones. Buford the Bullyyy! And in this corner, he's got moves. He's got grace. His nose takes up his entire face. Fabulous Phineeeeeas Flynn!
RReferee
Okay, boys. Let's have a fair and square fight and in no way should this ensuing fight contain the image of a potentially harmful, hurtful, or psychologically disturbing physical act that could be found imitatable by an impressionable child viewer.
Aww!
I don't think this is going so well.
EHEvander Holyfield
Nonsense, kid! Go for the gold! Fight fire with fire! Ah, shoot. Shoot him the stink eye! Uh, grease the pig! Ah, I got nothing.
Mom! Finally, indisputable photographic evidence of dangerous and irresponsible behavior!
Candace, this is your thumb in front of the lens.
Same thing tomorrow?
Nah, I like to keep moving forward.
Sharks have to continue to move forward, or they'll drown.
You callin' me a shark?
[Ferb does a Vulcan nerve pinch and Buford falls over, unconscious]
Ferb!
Well, he was all up in my face.
CVComputer Voice
Hub is overheating... Hub is overheating.
[seeing the magma] The molten lava at the Earth's core completely slipped my mind.
PRPark Ranger
[to Phineas and Ferb] Ah... Excuse me, aren't you boys a little young to be restoring a national monument?
Yes, yes we are.
PRPark Ranger
Well, it's good to see young people taking an interest in our national heritage!
Is it the mall?
No.
Okay. [beat] But it's the mall, right?
Ah, Perry the Platypus. Your timing is impeccable. And by "impeccable," I mean completely peccable!
Yes! Hey Ferb! [chucks pillow at Ferb's face] It's Candace's Birthday! We gotta do better than last year...
[Flashback to a gorilla coming out of the cake and scaring Candace]
Not our best work.
[about Candace's birthday present] Well, it was definitely better than the gorilla in the cake
[when she sees her birthday present] Why, it's... it's... It's beautiful! [sobbing] Mom! Mom!
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