If you're gonna ask me something, you should just ask it.
Senator, are you running for President?
Yes, I am, Miss Walker. You know what else? I'm gonna win.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You know, you almost have to love the irony; you're right where I was with you a few months ago.
You know, you ended things with me, Scotty.
Now you know how hard it is to love someone who doesn't love himself. I feel sorry for you. [pause] Good luck, Kevin.
I've got to make Hair Boy look Presidential.
Senator Hair Boy, please.
JBDr. Jude Bar-Shalom
There are no shortcuts Sarah, in life or in love. This pain must be felt. The alternative is much worse. It's what makes us special, what makes us beautiful, what, what makes us worthy; the pain of how we love. But that pain is accompanied by something else, isn't it? Hope. With your pain, there is hope. And that is where you are. Somewhere between agony and optimism and prayer. So you're human. You're alive. And that is what we have.
[Robert opens the front door to find Nora and Justin lurking] Mom! What are you doing?
Nothing, nothing. I just got here and found Justin here lurking...
I wasn't lurking.
Then why didn't you go in?
Because Kitty was yelling at the senator, Mom.
I liked you so much better when you were stupid.
You're stupid.
You're stupid.
You're stupider.
You're the stupidest.
CBChad Barry
You know, whatever journey I've been on, I think at age 34 I have finally maybe found out who I want to be, and where I want to go. [puts his hand on Kevin's] And who I want to go there with.
This is the greatest friggin' restaurant on Earth, isn't it?
Hold on to what's good. What makes you happy.
You make me happy.
I do?
[to Holly] You've done nothing but cause my family pain, so if your perfect little world has come crashing down around you because the truth has finally come out, you know what, join the damn club!
I let you treat me like dirt because I loved and respected your father. But I am done treating you with any measure of civility.
Is that a threat?
You bet your ass it's a threat.
[to Holly] It seems pretty simple to me, mom. You were willing to be sloppy seconds for some rich jerk with a wife and kids. And my dad didn't want to fess up to having a bastard child with his mistress because he didn't want to risk his Norman Rockwell life. Do I have it straight, mom?
I read about you.
Me?
M-hm, someone sent me a link to the 'Skinny Minnie'. Are you really dating Chad Barry?
Eh, no. Yes, yeah, oh, I... I know him.
Like Romeo knows Juliet.
Like Siegfried knows Roy.
[jokingly] Did you bring your DNA kit with you? Are you going to swab her over salad?
I could get a strand of hair.
No, that's not going to work. You have to get it from the root.
What are you, Columbo?
I watch all the crime shows.
I'll take her water glass into a lab.
No, no, that's not gonna work either. The glass will get corrupted.
Look, are you both high? You want your DNA test right here? She's hot - I feel nothing!
[to Nora] Mom, I didn't come here tonight because of Rebecca, I came here because I want things to be better with us. I need you to care about me the same way that you care about the world.
This is how you set it up?
Don't say that.
Oh, but it is. I mean, you didn't just deprive me of a father, mom, you deprived me of an entire family.
Honey, you have a family. You and me, we're family.
I could have had so much more. I could have had brothers and sisters all these years, I could have had this busy, chaotic childhood that you fantasize about as a kid. But you didn't let me.
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