Mistakes were made. President Ronald Reagan said those words twenty years ago in a time when admitting a mistake was perceived as a sign of strength, not weakness. I made a mistake. I made a mistake in compromising the interview that you're about to see, and I made a mistake in continuing to defend a war that is in desperate need of reexamination. Reexamination which cannot come until we acknowledge that the war itself was a mistake.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
So wait, we're not having Christmas? Well, that sucks!
We are having Christmas and Hanukkah. Both. Bells, whistles, latkas, ornaments, carols, the works.
I think it's great. I think it's great that we're finally embracing our multiculturalism. Uncle Saul will be in heaven. Wait a minute, Martha Stewart has Hanukkah recipes?
I don't want to be Jewish; I thought we are Jewish.
We're secular humanists, honey.
Secu-what?
Okay, Mrs Sartre, that's enough.
[to Holly] I came here to forgive you. From the bottom of my heart. William was a strong and generous man, and he always took care of the people he loved. The thing is, he loved two women. It's as simple as that.
We talked twice, once on camera for about, probably twenty minutes. I don't even buy shoes without walking around in them longer than that.
You see these shoes? I bought them on the Internet. Sight unseen, never had a problem. I'm a very good judge of quality, Ms. Walker, and of how things are going to fit.
Did you just compare me to shoes?
You started it.
Well, who knows. Maybe we'll be friends some day.
Maybe. But not today.
This guy is messing with my head. In the 'Gay' column I have: Flirting, giving me shoes, Lola the pug. And in the 'Straight' column I have: Girlfriend, Lakers and uses the words dude and bro.
Okay, we've parked at Inspiration Point so you can bitch about your job?
CBChad Barry
I thought we were friends.
I don't know what we are, Chad. You give me shoes, you admire my body, and, you know, I'm sorry, taking a drive up to a beautiful location, regardless of category, is a date. I mean, come on man, driving me all the way up here? You're either going to hack me into a million little pieces or you're gonna kiss me!
CBChad Barry
Well, I'm not a serial killer. So...
[Kevin and Tommy have hidden the alcohol because Justin is out of rehab.]
Where did they hide the booze? Tell me, really, I'm not joking.
Nora, if I knew where it was I'd be drunk by now
OK. Whatever, where did you hide the wine? I need to get grandma a drink ASAP?
It's in the closet.
You put the wine in my closet.
[Kevin walks over to the closet & opens the door]
Is your little boyfriend in there? [Laughs]
[Yelling from closet] He's not my boyfriend!
[Kitty and Robert enter a closet]
If this is where you keep the wine, where do you keep your clothes?
Shut your mouth and come on. Shut the door.
[Robert shuts the door and looks around]
I am having like a fifth grade flashback of Deena Segerson and seven minutes in heaven.
[He looks at Kitty who is pouring glasses of wine]
Have you always been a closet drinker?
Are you done?
No, I'll think of some more.
We had to promise no wine when we took Justin out of rehab.
IIda
Out of where?
Oh.
Mother, Justin is in a rehab program. He's a drug addict.
Oh, mom, a little more discretion. We are in the presence of a US senator.
It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
But homosexuality is?
Oh Kevin, you know. Please, enough. Can you just tell him you have a gay brother too.
IIda
Who's gay?
I...
I think you just outed two brothers for the price of one.
Thanks Kitty. That would be me, grandma. I'm gay.
IIda
You're not gay. Justin maybe, but you?
Oh I am gay, I swear. I am.
You know tonight was unusually bizarre, even for my family.
Are you kidding me, it's been fantastic... [pause] like dinner theatre or the circus.
[Kitty calls Sarah] You are never going to believe this. I slept with McCallister.
Oh God, Kitty, you scared me. I thought something bad had happened.
Something bad did happen. Do you understand that I work for him? He is my boss!
Oh please, sleeping with co-workers is like a reflex for you.
And as for Holly, as long as we don't have a gold-digging mistress division, she's of absolutely no use to Ojai Foods or to me.
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