I should have a black eye for as long as possible to remind me never to be a chivalrous ass.
I wish I was a chivalrous ass instead of being just wholly an ass.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
There's something odd about this.
This what?
This town.
Oh, was the giant man-made artichoke in the town square your first clue?
No, though that was odd.
ECEmily Craft
This may be a cocktail party, but I don't know which blanket that little piggy's going to be under, if you get my drift.
I don't even know what that means.
From what I hear, Kevin's a serial dater.
No, no, no, he just, you know, no, he was just picking the wrong guys.
Please Kitty, you used the phrase, and I'm quoting here, man whore.
Okay, I never really had brothers and sisters so I don't know how big families work, um, maybe this is the normal thing to do you know, just do things in a clump, like you all get together, solve problems.
No, no, we tend to make things worse and then blame each other.
Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.
JJulia
[about the last Game Night] Was that the night Kitty threw the trophy at your head?
Yeah, that was it. 12 stitches.
No, 6. It was 6 stitches and I tossed it you.
Threw it.
And you just somehow couldn't catch it.
[Trying to set Kevin up with Jason McCallister] He's completely your type.
What, attractive and emotionally unavailable?
No, that would be you.
Connect four.
What? Where?
One, two, three four. I win.
What, whoa, what? Wait, were you distracting me? That was a set up?
Yeah.
Wow, great strategy. Wait till you're old enough for game night.
Listen to me. I have had a front-row seat to that family for years. I know what it feels like to be an outsider, how enticing they can be. But whatever you think you want from them, trust me, you are not going to get it this way.
Excuse me?
I know you, Rebecca. And I am guessing that Joe did not just come on to you out of the blue.
Just because you're a whore doesn't mean that I am.
This is not a class. You're asking me out. Is this because I wouldn't go out on a date with you? If it is mister, let me tell you this is sexual harassment and I don't plan to take that lying down.
MAMark August
The jokes that are running through my head right now.
Well, keep them there.
Uncle Kevin, can I ask you a question?
How come I got all the good looks in the family?
Will you marry me?... Oh. Oh my God. No, no-no-no, I didn't, did I just say, yes I did, I did, I just proposed to you.
I think that you just did.
Oh it's not. It's not top secret. But it, yes it's a... it is, it's a very sensitive national security thing. I'm sorry that's all I can say about it.
I'm sorry, "thing"?
That's why McCallister gave you a bag of lingerie to take with you? Oh yeah, I can see the faith of the free world hangs in the balance.
Apparently that's not the only thing that's hanging.
Oh that's funny, Justin. When did you get to be so funny?
I can't believe you did that! This dress is couture!
I'm sure it's been stained before!
What does a girl have to do to get a drink around here?
Uh, follow Kevin around.
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