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And the winner is Arnold... there seems to be a smudge over the last name.
That must be you, Arnold, on the count that you're the only kid named Arnold in this whole danged school.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Helga has been sleepwalking, Phoebe following and Helga has just woken up on Arnold's fire escape after confessing everything, although Arnold has only just woken up.]
What are you guys doing?
Doing? What does it look like we're doing, Hair Boy? We're taking a walk.
Taking a walk on my fire escape?
That's right, Football Head. On your fire escape. It's a free country, we can walk wherever we feel like. Right, Phoebe?
Uh, right!
Let's go.
Whatever you say, Helga.
This whole thing, it never happened.
Forgetting!
[telling his scary story] This here yarn of a horror is about the ever-frighting: Monkeycat. In the dingy laboratory of the despicable Dr. Mischief, there lived an old furry cat. One day, the cat snuck into the cage of a frisky monkey and got himself caught. Dr Mischief watched as the monkey and the cat began to fight, they became entangled together and that's when the evil doctor got his big idea. He cut off the monkey's head and sewed on the cat's body and invented...Monkey-cat!
Monkey-cat?
Monkey-cat!
What's so scary about that?
It's a banana eating milk drinking horror monster, Monkey-cat!
[throws his pillow at Stinky's face] That's not scary, that's stupid.
Happy Friday the 13th!
[sees black cats] That's not exactly the sign I was looking for.
They're probably Grandma's cats. She's…uh…collecting them…
Collecting them?
Don't ask.
I'm late for school and no one made my lunch.
Oh, yeah, I did, honey, I put it out for you... it's... it's around here somewhere... [opens oven door] ...Oh, here it is!
Moist towelettes, an individual packet of crackers and... a can of shaving cream?
How did that get in there? Uh-oh, uh-oh, that must mean the cheese fizz is in B's medicine cabinet.
[exclaims] How am I supposed to run a beeper empire with my face smelling like hickory smoked cheddar, Miriam?!
Principal Wartz, I'm Dr. Bliss.
Principal Wartz Oh, Dr. Bliss, I'm Principal Wartz. Welcome to P.S. 118.
Thank you.
[nervously] What do you mean by that?
Nothing.
What are you looking at?
Ohayoo gozaimasu, Helga.
No Japanese today, Phoebe, I have a headache.
Oh, okay. English!
Hey, who's the skirt?
So I hit him, so what?
Miss Pataki, I don't need to remind you that striking another student is violating the school code.
Brainy? He doesn't mind, I do it all the time. What? You would sock him too if he was standing behind you breathing.
We didn't have therapy when I was a kid.
That's obvious Bob.
So, are you a real doctor? I mean, if I suddenly had a heart attack, would you be able to save me?
Well, there is a heart clinic upstairs, so this would actually be a very good place for you to have a heart attack.
How about we try a little word association? Now, I'm going to read off this list of words, and I want you to say the next word that comes to mind.
[to herself] Steady girl, you can do it. Do not say Arnold.
Love.
Hate.
Rocket.
Locket... pocket... Davey Crocket!
Football.
Head... ha... did I say head? I mean game. Football game.
Monday.
...Night Football. falls out of chair ...enough word association.
Good idea.
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