[to his father] I know and all in one week too!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Try, try, and try again, til you can't try no longer. And if that don't work, you just spent a whole lot of time doin' somethin' you just couldn't do.
Mayor Dixie: Wow! That's the biggest vegetable I've ever seen! First prize goes to.
Stinky: Stinky Peterson.
LLila
I just didn't feel right about ruining Rhonda's personal property without getting her permission first. It felt, well, ever so wrong.
Yeah, well, guess what? You're ever so fired!
LLila
Thank you.
No way, Helga, uh-uh! Nadine belongs to me! She's my sidekick, so hands off!
Oh, who am I kidding? I'll never be able to replace her! Oh, if only I had supported her in her moment of distinction instead of assailing her with cruel words!
[Helga and Phoebe reconcile after their fight at the start of an episode]
You're more than just my sidekick. You're my best friend. I guess I forgot that.
Thanks, Helga. You're my best friend too.
[Through the door] Helga, who are you talking to, honey?
No one! Just my...uh...imaginary friend.
Okay, I'll set another place at breakfast.
Great, Mom, great.
PParrot
Great, Mom, great.
Are you mocking me?
PParrot
[Quoting Helga's poem] Why must I worship you and never ever tell?
Trust me, you won't live long enough to tell.
And he knows my name, and he keeps reciting this bizarre poetry.
PParrot
Why must I hold you only whilst I'd dream?
Well, he must belong to somebody, Arnold. They don't grow wild in these parts.
I know, but it looked kind of scared when I found it. Like, maybe it ran away from home? Could I keep it?
Sure, why not, Short Man, but if the Real Owner comes to the door asking for his pet back, you know what you have to do.
I know, Grandpa. Give the bird back to his owner.
What, are you crazy? No. You have to lie and tell them you don't know what they're talking about. Understand? Come on, let's get in The Packard and go to the Pet Store. We'll get bird seed and some of those bad-tasting biscuits.
LLila
Ow! Please don't pull my hair, Arnold.
Huh? I didn't pull your hair.
LLila
Arnold, I know that you like me like me, but please, don't do it again.
Why fight it? It's working.
Young man, I was beginning to wonder if you want to finish grade school.
[imitating Wartz] Young man, I was beginning to wonder if you want to finish grade school.
Pardon me?
Pardon me?
Stop repeating what I say!
Stop repeating what I say!
That's it.
That's it.
[to a tough Grandpa Phil] Report to detention after the final bell.
Report this, Wartz! [pulls the fire alarm and walks off]
[turns off the alarm] That's it, I'm calling his parents!
Why are you skipping school and acting tough and getting in trouble?
'Cause...
'Cause why?
Because...
Because why, Grandpa? [sternly] I want to know why and I want to know right now.
Grandpa Phil I'm gonna run for President. Pookie, you can be my campaign manager. What's our slogan?
PPookie
Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
Pookie, you're fired. Arnold! You can be my campaign manager.
[Sighs] Grandpa...?
Grandpa Phil I want that diploma!
Then, let's go get it.
Right after my nap!
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