Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I bet Rhonda thinks I'm a geek because I'm fat and loud and OBNOXIOUS!
And I'll bet she thinks I'm a geek 'cause my dad cuts my hair with a bowl!
I bet she thinks I'm a geek because of my huge nose!
It's not that huge, Sid.
Thanks, Stinky, but you're just saying that because you've got the biggest honker in the whole city. No offence.
None taken.
[After hearing Phoebe's explanation of a geek] Bite the head off a chicken?!
But that's totally unfair! None of us bite off chicken heads... well, except for Curly.
Yeah! And that was just the one time!
[the kids are thinking of ideas for something to do]
I say we all go over and crash Rhonda's party and eat all her food!
YEAH!
Well, I say we get a carload of horse manure and leave it on her porch!
YEAH!
I say we paint ourselves with tiger stripes, and go free all the animals in the zoo!
[Everyone stares at him]
[sarcastically] Fine, Curly. We'll meet you there in an hour. [Curly runs away cackling] Poor twisted little freak.
Hey, Arnold! Back from the cool party already?
Yeah. Basically it stunk. So I left.
Wanna go do something?
But I thought you had plans tonight?
Nah, I just made that up so you wouldn't feel bad about goin' to Rhonda's party. You wanna go throw rocks at Helga throwing rocks at a dumpster?
Sure.
Geek party at Arnold's house!
Ahhhhaaa free all the animals Ahhhhhhaaaa!
[Rhonda, Nadine and Lila have just found the words "Arnold Loves Lila" written on the wall. Unknown to them, Helga has written it, originally writing "Arnold Loves Helga" then changing it when she heard them coming.]
Do you think it's true?
Of course it's true, it's written on the wall: Arnold Loves Lila.
[Helga is watching as Lila and Arnold spend time together]
The worst part is, I did this to myself! If only I had left what I wrote on the wall, if only I wasn't so gutless, maybe Arnold would be cosying up to me, instead of that Little Miss Perfect phony Lila.
How about the Muave Avenger?
We are not calling our go-cart, the Muave Avenger. [Scene changes] I can't believe we called our go-cart the Muave Avenger.
Hey, when do I get to drive?
You get to drive, uh... NEVER!
[Eugene has come in second.]
But we didn't win.
But I didn't crash!
But we didn't win.
[looking through a photo album] Heh Heh Heh, there’s Gertie rolling me in honey and staking me on top of an ant hill. [Arnold is seen walking up the stairs] That mischievous, pigtailed little imp. Oh mercy.
Hey Grandpa.
Why, if it isn’t young Arnold home from his day at school. How come you’re all covered in paint?
Helga poured it on me. So I poured some on her.
[stands up] What! Oh my word, you’ve snapped Arnold! You’ve turned into some kind of vicious, paint-pouring thug. [Arnold rolls eyes] I don’t know what to think about you any more. Why didn’t you follow your instincts like I told you?
I did Grandpa.
I wasn't talking about those instincts. I meant your good ones.
I know, Grandpa. I feel terrible. What should I do?
Well, you may be stuck with this girl for a long time, you better try and make peace.
Yeah, I'm gonna call Helga and apologize.
Hey, Helga, it's your little friend, Alfred, on the phone!
Arnold? Calling me? At my house?
Yeah, yeah, Arnold. Whatever. Anyway, he's on the phone for you!
Oh, Arnold! So kind, so just, so moral! [is twirling around while the telephone cord is wrapping around her] You couldn't help but return to the ways I know and love. [she sighs and falls to the floor with a loud thump, Big Bob hears the fall from downstairs]
Helga?? Are you there??
[Helga is on the floor wrapped in her telephone cord]
[sarcastically] Yeah, yeah! An agreement sounds great. Have my people call your people and we'll draw up the papers! Yeah, in your dreams, Football Head! Like I'm ever going to agree with you about anything! And don't ever call me at my house ever again! EVER! [sighs and Big Bob opens her bedroom door and looks down to her confused, Helga looks up at him and laughs sheepishly]
I'm not even gonna ask... [leaves her room]
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