I told ya, that Kokoscha is a Class-A bum. A Class-A bum!
He just no good!
I'm telling ya, Hyuhn, that bum would never work as a single day in his life.
No!
You wanna go watch grandma vacuum?
Yes, okay. [They walks through the door and shuts it]
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
So, everybody think they know me so well. Well, what do they know about Oskar? Nothing! I can do a job. Sure, I can! I'll show them. Tomorrow morning, I'm going to deliver those papers. Then they'll see.
Mr. Kokoschka? [Oskar's groaning] You didn't. Did you deliver the newspapers?
Yeah, you bet I did, Arnold, I showed you I can do a job, okay?
That's great, Mr.Kokoschka!
Maybe for you, but it almost killed me. Look, the tiny dog bit in my pants.
What's going on, Kokoschka you bum? What are you up to?
Doing his job, Mr. Pottz.
I don't believe it.
Quit kiddin' around. [Fans at Oskar]
You can't believe it, it's true... you don't think I can do a job, well I just did it. So take that to the bank, okay?
It's a miracle!
I never thought I'd see today!
I worked two whole hours and I'm exhausted, but I did it.
We're proud of you, Mr. Kokoschka.
Yeah sure, I bet you can't do it again tomorrow.
Oh yeah? Well, I show you! I'll do it tomorrow and maybe the next day.
I'll bet you ten bucks you don't, Kokoschka.
Make it twenty, put your money where your mouth is.
Twenty-one!
What do you mean twenty-one? Why don't we make it a hundred?
IIggy
Arnold, I am so sorry!
[bitterly] Oh, it's you.
IIggy
[as Arnold begins to walk away] I tried to call it off. I couldn't get through! I'm sorry!
[Arnold stops walking and shoots an unusually furious stare at him, to the sound of a discordant screech sound, before continuing on his way]
[Mocking Big Bob, bowing theatrically]
All hail the Beeper King!
IInge
Helga!
Helga, are those flowers in your hair?
[disguised as a hall monitor] Yeah, you got a problem with it?
Wow, Helga, you look just like the girl on the box of hot chocolate.
You set her up on purpose?
Can't believe you do something that mean.
[All the kids at the school playground leave Helga alone and have their lunch elsewhere]
Hey, she was ruining my life!
Well, I think girls are stupid and I think dancing stupid too, and if I ever had to dance with a girl I bet I'd drop dead.
Stop it ma, I'm not charming and I'm not handsome — I'm a big dumb ugly kid.
[Harold and Patty are hanging out on the balcony, since Harold doesn't want to dance, and no one will dance with Patty]
Pretty good shot.
Thanks.
Your eyes are kinda puffy. You been crying?
No, what are you, crazy? I just got something in my eye.
Well, how come you're not dancing?
How come you're not dancing?
'Cause I don't like it.
Well, I don't like it either.
Dance is stupid, anyway.
No kidding.
I mean, what would be so bad if you didn't have to do with girls?
What's wrong with girls?
Nothing. I just don't like 'em, okay?
You're just saying that 'cause you're a boy.
So what if I'm a boy? What's wrong with boys?
Nothing. Except they're stupid.
I am not stupid! And if you say that again, I'm gonna pound you!
You and what army?
You know, you really bug me!
[Pause]
I know why you can't dance. You're scared.
[Sid and Stinky notice Harold and Patty at the ice cream parlor]
SSid
Hey, Stinky, come over here and tell me what I'm looking at.
Well, I'd say it looks like Harold. Only it can't be Harold. On the count he's single with a girl.
SSid
It is Harold. And it's not just a girl, it's Big Patty.
You reckon he snapped his cap?
SSid
He must've, Stinky. What other explanation could there be?
SSid
Hey, Harold.
Huh? What?
SSid
Am I whacked, or did Stinky and me see you with Big Patty at the ice cream parlor?
Yeah. I was there.
With Big Patty?
Her name's Patty! So what if I was?
SSid
I thought you didn't like girls anyway.
I don't. I mean, they're okay. What's the big deal anyways?
Well, it's no big deal if you got a crush on a girl, Harold. But who would've thought you'd get one on Big Patty?
SSid
Yeah, Big Patty!
[both laughing]
Cut it out. I do not have a crush on her. I don't even really like her. I was just doing her a favor by hanging out with her. I probably won't even see her again.
SSid
Okay, Harold. You don't have to get all mad about it.
[laughing]
Stop it or I'll pound ya!
Hey, Harold. You wanna have lunch with me and Sid?
I was kinda supposed to meet somebody.
SSid
Who?
It's not your girlfriend Big Patty, is it?
[both laughing]
SSSid and Stinky
[teasing] Harold and Patty!
Shut up! It's not Patty! Why would I be having lunch with her? And she's not my girlfriend.
Stop it! You guys don't know what you're talking about. Her name's not Big Patty, she's Patty. And she's not clumsy and she's not dumb. Not only that, she's smart and she's nice and funny. I must be crazy to listen to you guys, why do I care what you think? The only thing that matters is what I think. And what I think is I like Patty! And if anybody's got a problem with that, I'll beat you up so bad it won't even be funny!
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