If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I'll die!
You won't die, Stinky.
No, I will, I'll die! Lay down and die like an old dog.
Why are you reading this junk? [teases] Oh, right, you have a crush on Miss Felter...
I like poetry, it has nothing to do with her.
Right. Later, man.
[Gerald walks away]
Oh soft, what light from yonder window breaks? It is the east... [Gerald pauses] ... and... Miss Felter is the sun.
[In disgust] That's it, now I'm pukin'.
You set a beautiful table, my fair señÑorita. [purrs]
Do I have to purr?
Yes, chicks dig the purr!
[To Miss Felter after Gerald's voice is heard through the walkie talkie that is in Arnold's pants] Sometimes my pants... they talk.
You set a beautiful table, my fair señorita.
FMiss Felter
Muchas gracias.
Aw, enchilada.
Thank you, Helga. You're welcome. This is our tradition here in P.S. 118, the retiring hall monitor gets to select the next officer.
[Phoebe has just been shoved into a locker when other kids ran past her, in spite of just being made hall monitor.]
Phoebe, are you OK? Phoebe! Say something!
I quit.
I don't really want to be this bossy scary selfish emotionally challenged person, who has to order people around just to get respect!
[Oblivious] Who'd want to be like that?
You know that monster truck show this afternoon? Wish we could go.
Can't, got detention.
Yeah, me, too. Look at these! One for walking too fast, one for walking too slow, one for turning a corner too sharply, one for turning too wide, one for squeaky shoes, one for suspiciously quiet shoes. And these are from this morning. [tosses them on the floor and Phoebe writes another ticket and gives it to Gerald] What's this for?
One for littering.
[Phoebe has just given Helga a detention ticket]
Phoebe, get real. Helga Pataki doesn't do detentions. Besides, I've got tickets to the monster truck show. I was gonna take you.
No, you get real, Pataki. You're the one who told me not to let anyone push me around. Well, I'm not letting anyone push me around, and that includes you. And one more thing, I despise monster truck shows.
When I told you not to let anyone push you around, I didn't mean me!
You're a controlling, hall monitoring bully!
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Phoebe, over the last week, you've screamed at kids in the halls, you've rationed water at the drinking fountain...you've given out more tickets than a lottery! I mean, look around! Half of our class is sitting here in detention!
So what? I'm just acting like you.
Look in that reflection, what do you see? [Phoebe looks at herself in the reflection and her refection turns into a copy of Helga as she screams] Hey, it's not that scary.
Yes it is! I've lost the old Phoebe!
Maybe you should try using psychology.
Hmmm. Psycho-ology, eh?
Ghost? I don't believe in ghosts. I'm not the least bit superstitious.
SSusie
[From inside] What do you mean you're not superstitious? You keep a horse shoe in your pants.
Don't mock my families traditions!
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