[Talking to Phoebe as he leaves] We're proud of our multicultural students here at P.S. 118. [Stops in the doorway and looks back] Where do you come from, Phoebe?
[flatly] Kentucky, sir.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
We'll meet you tomorrow... on the gridiron. Leaves
[off-screen] What's a gridiron?
[off-screen, whispers] Shut up...
We're going to beat them?
Sorry, I got carried away.
Nice going head boy, now we're all going to get carried away, On stretchers! They're fifth graders! They older, bigger, more brutal.
Size isn't everything Helga, maybe we're smarter.
Smarter, being smarter doesn't have to do with anything with football.
97 [kids groan while doing push-ups] 98 [kids groan while doing push-ups] 99! Come on! Get up! Walk it off. Let's go! We're going to practice everyday until I start seeing some improvement. And let's start thinking positively, think like winners, you bunch of losers. [Harold vomits] Any questions?
Ahh, I just throw up my protein drink! [vomits again]
[Upset over washing Gerald's clothes]
This lint is your lint. [in high pitch voice] I'm not your Mother!
Okay, I’m sorry. [Gerald leaves the room]
I am not his mother!
What am I gonna do now, Smart Guy? AW! [sobs]
I'm telling you, Rhonda, I really don't know anything about fashion.
[reading fashion magazine] Hmmm. Okay, tell me this: do red and orange go together?
Uhhh...
Of course not. You know that, and I know that. But try to tell that to Nadine — she doesn't listen.
NNadine
[to Rhonda] Then, we're not friends anymore!
[on the phone to Nadine] Hang on, I've got another call.
[Takes other call, it's from Rhonda]
I knew it. You're talking to her, aren't you, Arnold? What is she saying about me? I kept hearing this little click and I knew you were on the other line, to her, talking behind my back. Nadine was always jealous. She's jealous, isn't she, Arnold?
[thinking] Now I'm stuck with the girl. How in the heck am I gonna survive this week?
[thinking] Now I'm stuck with Big Bob. How in the heck am I gonna survive this week? [out loud] I'm going out.
Where are you going? When will you be back? Be careful crossing streets? [Walks back in, satisfied] I can take a week alone with her.
You don't know anything about me!
You're a kid, what's there to know?
[Thinking] Great, now I have to sit through this stupid musical for three hours.
[Thinking] Great, now I have to sit through this stupid musical for three hours.
I love this contest! I love eating! Wait, I think I ate too fast. Oh, oh, my belly hurts. AAH! Mommy! Please, somebody help!
What did your grandmother stuff these with, Football Head? socks?
BBrooke
Rhonda, just accept it. You can't have contacts yet.
But, Mom?
BBrooke
But we can't both be upset at the same time! Hello, this is Brooke calling for Buckley, it's a family emergency. They're crooked, why are all these frames crooked? every single 1?
Mother, what if my ears are crooked?
BBrooke
Oh, bite your tongue, you wretched girl, Buckley dear, we got some truly dreadful news today, I'm still really, our perfect little Rhonda needs glasses. Take them off, Rhonda, you're upsetting me.
I wanna talk to Daddy. [in tears] I hate my life, Daddy, why does everything happen to me? I'm so unlucky!
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