[As a monkey] Arnold, I love you, but I never had the guts to tell you.
But you're not Helga, you're a monkey, a monkey girl.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
There comes a time in every youngster's life when he's ready to take on Big Caesar! And you boys... well, you're not ready yet, but I'm tired of waitin'.
[about the last boat available for a fishing contest] There is no way we're fishing in a swan boat. [next frame] I can't believe we're fishing in a swan boat.
Yeah, I like Licorice, so what? Kidnapping is not my game — too messy!
Then where were you, handsome?
Alright I'll tell ya but you have to keep it under your hat, see.
We'll see about that.
I don't think you're in the position to give orders.
I was at a ballet lesson Madame Bovary's school for boys.
Ballet lessons? Oh, come on.
[dancing] Plié, jeté. See, I ain't joking.
Hey, he's pretty good.
All right, he checks out.
[to Arnold and Gerald] You call me Slim one more time, I'll knock your teeth off!
[Lila has just answered a question in class]
But...but I knew that!
LLila
Don't worry, Daddy, we still have that can of beans in the fridge.
SMr. Sawyer
[dramatically] No, we don't, I ate them for lunch! [cries]
[about Lila] Well, everything's back to normal.
She's Little Miss Perfect again.
She's funny and smart, and pretty and popular.
And you know what the worst part is? I like her.
RPRhonda and Phoebe
Yeah, me too.
I wanted to go as pirates.
No, Vikings.
How about clowns?
We're all going as aliens because the whole purpose of Halloween is to scare people and make them give you candy.
Aliens are coming to destroy the Earth!
[explaining about the kids in alien costumes] The news is all over town. The city is in panic.
Uh oh.
The news station must have picked up our broadcast. Grandpa, what happened to the kids after you saw them?
[the kids are being chased by an angry mob]
Arn-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld!
[Halfway across town] Did you hear something just now?
No.
You already had three helpings. [hits Oskar's hand]
Oww, you hurt my hand. I'm going to sue you!
Eh. Heheheheh! Look! It's Buddy Love! And he's going coconuts!
[Reading Phoebe's poem in front of the class] I hear your name, like a bell, ringing, ringing, in my heart.
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