This time I'll be a 50% partner.
20.
40.
20.
30.
20.
Deal.
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
This time I'll be a 50% partner.
20.
40.
20.
30.
20.
Deal.
If I hit the lever, maybe I can stop it. [Cup misses lever]
[Mimicking Arnold] If I can hit the lever, maybe I can stop it.
[Thinking] I hope they stop in time.
[Thinking] Boy, he smells good.
Wilikers! It's Big Bob!
And... and... some other guy!
Wait a minute. Mr. Pataki, don't do that! Come back! Mr. Pataki!
Well, that's one way to respond by not responding. Silence: often speaks volumes.
It's like music to my ears.
Why are your pants ironed so nicely?
Why don't you teach us anything?
Why do fools fall in love?
Don't shoot! I'm just a kid with a cat!
[hides into a trash can] Talk about ironic.
[the boys board the local bus]
Not a fifth-grader in sight.
Arnold [spots some 5th graders in the back of the bus and points out] Um, Gerald?
[disappointed] Except for those guys.
[Arnold and Eugene enter the boy's restroom while Eugene carries Henry's goldfish bowl with Henry's deceased body floating on top of the water]
You've gotta do it, Eugene, it's time.
[depressingly] Goodbye, Henry.
[Eugene is about to flush Henry's deceased body down the toilet, but he refuses to do it]
[tearfully] Oh, I can't do it, Arnold, [he sobs a bit] I've had Henry ever since he was a little baby goldfish.
I'll flush it for you, here.
Wait!
[in another moment of dramatic lovesickness] Arnold, my love, though I shun you in public, berating you, and insulting you, tis only to hide my true feelings of love and adoration [sighs] oh when will I find the strength to express my strange, but nearly uncontrollable affections for you? Hopefully not today or tomorrow because it would be embrassing and humiliating, but perhaps someday in the distant future...yes someday. [punches an upside down Brainy's face sticking out of a treehole]
[About the monkey] Doesn't it do anything else?
[Later, in Helga's dream where she's the monkey]
Can't she do anything else?!
I think you're... okay. I mean, you're a real okay, guy, and I think you're okay.
[Smiles and pats her on the arm] Thanks, Helga, you're okay, too. [leaves]
He thinks I'm okay and he touched me! [scene changes to outside] And I'm not a monkey!
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