Hey, where you going?
To take a long, hard look at my life.
Well, while you’re there, would you pick up a quart of milk?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Helga, baby, put your feet up. I’ll tell it.
Because three months, two weeks and four days ago, Eugene borrowed my favorite pencil - the pencil I got last summer at Wankyland - and then, when he finally returned it, it had chew marks all over it! And he sharpened it down to the metal parts! I couldn't sleep! I couldn't eat! All I could think about was Eugene writing with my pencil, Eugene chewing on my eraser and Eugene sharpening, sharpening, SHARPENING! And then, when he finally gives it back to me, he says: 'Oh, here Curly.' Like it was NO BIG DEAL! Well, I couldn't just take that lying down. So I got this plan, see — the fire alarm, I pull it! And then I frame Eugene for the crime! All I had to do was plant the right clues the peanut butter the glasses and to top it all off, the pencil. Bingo, he would be branded for life! [laughs maniacally]
[Dementedly] I did It! I pulled the fire alarm! And I'd do it again, too! See? [Laughs dementedly as we hear the fire bell ringing and Curly pulling the levers down]
Stop that!
What did you think TSP stood for?
SSid
[With everyone looking at him] Uh... ten square pounds?
We broke the record for most attempts to get in the Book of World Records! They say we're the most determined neighborhood they've ever heard of.
[Harold got hit by a baseball]
IIggy
Say something, Man.
Goodnight, Mommy.
Who taught me how to play ball? Your looney grandma?
Hey, Grandpa, I've got a problem.
PGrandpa Phil]
Shoot it at me, Short Man.
You see there's this big jerk who says.....
— says he's gonna beat you up, eh?
Yeah.
Gonna give you 24 hours to dangle, eh?
That's right!
Wants to pound you flat and use your face for 2nd base, eh?
Yeah, yeah! What should I do?
I have no idea. But there's one thing I do know, never eat raspberries. [Holds his stomach] Excuse me a sec.[Grandpa runs to the bathroom]
HPHelga Pataki
Arnold? Hey Arnold, Twenty-four hours, fifteen minutes and thirteen seconds until you die!
I'M CRAZY, CRAZY! [evilly laughs]
DNDJ Nocturnal Ned
It's 7:00 on KILL. This one goes out to Arnold, who's going to die in 2 hours, 6 minutes, and 47 seconds, from Helga who hates you.
HBHarold Berman
Wow, you really are crazy. Wanna join our club?
Boys are so stupid.
SSid
We threw away everything but the kitchen sink! gets the kitchen sink Okay, here goes!
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