Now Maddox's daughter's gonna give him the bad news!
"Daddy, you fucking blew it!"
"Daddy, I've never been less proud of you!"
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[on Thornhill] Listen to this idiot. They're not even soundbites, they're just sounds.
Yeah, but it works, though, that's the thing. I mean, he cornholed us in Iowa.
Well, that's appropriate. It's the Corn State.
Amy, I gotta say, you're doing a great job. Seriously, you do me better that I do me.
You do yourself a lot.
Uh, ma'am? Quincy Carter, the editor of the New Hampshire Globe, is here to speak with you.
Oh God, that Dickensian shit-stick?
[regarding Selina's new campaign "platform"] She thinks it looks folksy, but she really looks like Dustin Hoffman on a crate.
[regarding Quincy Carter] Oh my God, I cannot stand that affected butt-plug. If I could lift the fuckin' crate I'd beat him to death with it.
I screwed up, Mom. I should've never joined Maddox. Now he's finished, and I've come home to die.
JSJonah's mom
Well, can your DC friends help?
I don't have any friends in DC, Mom. They all call me a dick behind my back. But like, right behind my back so I can hear them.
[trying to unlock a cellphone] It's password protected. Hang on. 0-0-0-1... 0-0-0-2... 0-0-0-3...
You cannot be serious.
Well, there's just... there's just no way out of this. I mean, you know, not for a sitting Vice President... who's lost Iowa and New Hampshire. You know what V.P. stands for? It stands for "victory perma-fucked." I don't deserve this. You know? Goddammit. I don't, but you do. Because you are all losers! Every motherfuckin' one of you! [pointing to Amy and Gary] Loser! Loser!
[to a reporter] You're asking a rhetorical question, and the answer's obviously No.
Kent!
Ma'am.
What? Are you okay?
Kind of, in a way. And also not. And, in a third way, both.
What are you talking about? What is it? Are we at war?
Ma'am, we're America, we're always at war.
The First Lady isn't in a good place.
Oh. Hospital.
Mentally. POTUS has decided that he wants to devote more time to looking after her.
Yikes!
At any rate... he's gonna resign.
Uh-uh. [beat] What?
Ma'am, you're about to become the 45th President of the United States. It's not a dress-rehearsal, not a drill. You are going to be the president.
Someone has just flown two planes into my career.
The oath will take place tomorrow at 12:00 noon.
Yes.
You will then acquire the nuclear codes.
Goodbye, China.
Thornhill, Chung, and Maddox are continuing on for now.
Those fuckers. God, can't we just take 'em out? Is Jack Ruby still alive?
God, there's so many people in here. It's like a Mormon orgy.
The presidential staff is merging with our staff, ma'am, so...
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