I'm so glad you finally came to your senses.
MMarshall
Here's our educational pamphlet. I recommend you start reading at chapter three.
[flips to chapter three] Chapter Three: There's A Party In Your Pants & No-one Is Invited...
This is crazy, I mean obviously the best way to prevent disease is to magically stop all sex but that's not gonna happen!
Well maybe not where you come from in TRAMPsylvania.
MMarshall
Hahaha good one honey! [They high five and then walk away]
I'm from Michigan! ...That wasn't worth saying.
MMorris
I'm just saying, you should have put "spoiler alert" on all those death canoe tweets. Also, not safe for work. You know, a lot of what you wrote was really profane.
[on her phone] That movie's 25 years old, Morris. And if you don't like how I tweet, don't follow me.
MMorris
What are you doing now? I'm talking to you.
I'm live tweeting this dumbass conversation.
[In their future home, Ben goes to one knee in front of Leslie.]
…oh my God, what are you doing?
I'm thinking about my future. [he pulls out a box and opens it, revealing a ring] I am deeply, ridiculously, in love with you. And above everything else, I just…I-I want to be with you forever. So Leslie Knope, will you—
Wait, wait, okay? Just—I need to remember this.
[she pauses to catch her breath, barely holding back tears]
No, no, no, no, hold on. Just—I need another second, please. I need to remember every little thing about how perfect my life is, right now, at this exact moment.
[they pause, looking around the room nervously]
[he leaps to his feet and they kiss passionately]
Okay! [they resume kissing]
Welcome to Thought For Your Thoughts, I'm your host Derry Murbles, sitting in for Nina Joplin who is touring the country performing a spoken word opera about pear-shaped women. My guest today is City Councilwoman Leslie Knope.
It is a pleasure to be back, Derry. Your show last week on dolphin lactation...was just riveting radio. Derry my team and I are trying to build a park and we need input on the design from you, the citizens of Pawnee. So I guess I'm here to send out the bat-signal.
A bat-signal, for listeners who might not know, refers to the children's character the Bat-Man, a strong gentleman who fights crime nocturnally.
...That's correct. Well put. This park is gonna be a celebration of Pawnee, by Pawnee, and for Pawnee. So you know send in your plan, or your resume and quick...Please hurry...This is all gonna fall apart if you don't hurry.
