Let's not talk about dunking anymore. Let's talk about what you wanna do.
PPPistol Pete
Okay.
I think you wanna dunk.
PPPistol Pete
I'm not gonna dunk the ball.
What about a layup?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Officer I've been operating heavy machinery since I was eight years old. Now I respect you and your service to this town and your country, but what laws are we breaking exactly?
OOfficer
Well you got four people in the front seat. Nobody's wearing a seat belt. You were speeding and blasting your horn through the hospital zone. The rear of the vehicle's open. Debris' been falling out. And you don't have a commercial license to drive a truck.
Okay well you and I have a philosophical difference on what constitutes a law.
Glenn you're killing me.
GOfficer Glenn
They broke about 50 laws Knope! And that girl, she tried to get that gimp dog to bite me.
Look I could sit here and fill out all the paperwork but you and I both know that you'd rather go home to Debra, eat a nice home-cooked meal and do what comes naturally.
GOfficer Glenn
That's not appropriate...
Ron how's the stage coming?
Well, since we had to jettison the bulk of the wood, this is the biggest I could make it. [presents tiny stage]
Oh my God. [notices her trimmed down banner] Good lord! What happened to the rest of my face!?
We had to jetsons most of the poster too but I kinda like it cause windows are the eyes to the house.
Jerry you were in charge of getting a crowd. Please tell me that you pulled a Jerry and no-one's here.
Okay well first of all, I don't like it when you guys use that term. And for the record, I came through. There are almost 100 people out there!
Oh damn it Jerry! You just had to do your job didn't you?!
Yeah can't you do anything wrong Jerry?
I've been looking at our utter and complete lack of experience as a positive thing...but I'm...starting to think it might actually be a problem.
[giving her relaunch speech] As a loyal Pawneean, I've always been proud of this town. And I uh...um...Sorry my cards got out of order here when they fell. Um...together we can defeat...obese children...I'm sure that was something positive originally. I'm sorry, okay this is...this is just a disaster isn't it? This is the worst political event ever in history! Well I can assure you people in the bleachers that if you follow my campaign it will be interesting!
Ann you're fired.
Oh thank God.
He is attractive, and charming, and his family employs half the town. But so what? I am a lifelong government bureaucrat who's well versed in the issues. And those are the kind of sexy qualifications that win elections.
Thank you, John, for coming in. The Public Works department is wonderful and you are the best idea man in the business.
Also we're cancelling all of your ongoing projects.
JJohn
What? What about the Pawnee River dam?
Dam's dead. Have a nice day.
JJohn
Where will all the water go?
Wherever it's headed now. The important thing is the dam is never happening and your dream has been crushed.
We're very sorry.
I am not. Good meeting.
Is everybody feeling good?
Oh, I don't know Jerry. It's Sunday night, I'm making phone calls to strangers, and you're in my house. My life couldn't be worse.
[on bowling] Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
When I eat, it's the food that's scared.
April hates Valentine's Day. And brunch, and outside, and smiling. [laughs] She's weird.
[quietly] Oh Ann you beautiful spinster. I will find you love.
What did you say something?
Love you!
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