“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

So, what went wrong, Peppa?

What went wrong? [frustrating] Every single [Bleep]in' thing!

♪ All right ♪

I'm a cartoon pig whose whole purpose in life is to make mistakes so kids learn from 'em. Mistake number one: splashing around in a puddle without first checking my surroundings. [Later, her friends are arguing over the monkey] You dickies soiled me monkey! - [Gasps] Oh! Get me a new one by tomorrow, or it's your loaf of bread, pig.

There, there, Peppa. [Bleats]

We're looking for our friends [a taxi bumps Sid's mom's car, Daphne opens the car door and the school gate and dances] And look what we...

[looks at her] Gee brother, she's like before

Me to Gerald, I'm starving.

Hi I'm Daphne Blake what's your name?

Sid, Sid The... [grabs his microphone then turns the loud button] Science Kiiiddd!

Now murder is a very safe way to do, murder is to kill someone or die, murder is a very nice walk to punish them. [Teacher Susie hands in files for Sid, May, Gabriella, Gerald and Daphne]

Let's eat the papers!

Oh No!

Mmm! That was a tasty meal!.

Come on mother[bleep]ers! Eat teacher susie up.

Whopee!

Off we go!

All right where are you Sid, Siiiiiiiiiidd!

[Walks to Sid's school finding the kids] Oh my god they've been there but where did they gone to what place?!.

Oh my god! Sid ran away to somewhere, have you seen Sid?

[draws sid's profile] I Don't know? He went to the carnival.

The carnival?! That is a really bad thing Policeman.

Me to Police Officer Luggins.

She's gone!. [Grunts] Jesus [Bleep]ing Christ!

Wow!, were in A south-west metro city, in A dancin' arena. [Sid and his friends dance when his supporting characters except Gabriela's mom, Sid's parents Daphne and Teacher Susie pop up and Introduce thereselves] Howser! Philbert Daphne and Zeke! you made it!.

Come dance with us, and our new student Daphne

Hello there.

[singing] Whoa Whoa! Sometimes I got A good feeling. yeah! [flies down to the dancing floor] I got a feeling that I never never never had before no no no no I got a good feeling yeah [Snaping fingers] Whoa whoa! Sometimes I get a good feeling. yeah I got a feeling that i never never never never had before no no no no I got a good feeling yeah!

Guess who Weeee! [Falls Down] Everybody say I'm stupiid yes siree that's how that's why that's where I chop look I'll knock on wood, [knocking is heard] I will knock on woood, [knocking is heard again] so I'm stupid what what what can I dooo I tell you!

WHAT THE [BLEEP]?! Shut up Woody. [Throws an egg at Woody] Don't do it again.

[Phone is ringing then Woody picks it up then answers] Hello?

[In Spanish accent] Hola Handy Manny's repair shop. You break it…

We fix it!.

This is Manny.

[Grabs manny's tools and Kicks Mr. Lopart in the ass] I've got your bucket of tools Manny!

[Kills manny with a gun] So long bastard!

We all say goodbye to my grandfather, but he truly is in a new place in heaven.

Leslie

What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.

Ron

I've been quite open about this around the office: I don't want this parks department to build any parks because I don't believe in government. I think that all government is a waste of taxpayer money. My dream is to have the park system privatized and run entirely for profit by corporations, like Chuck E. Cheese. They have an impeccable business model. I would rather work for Chuck E. Cheese.

Park, huh? Sounds like a really good idea.

Mark

Great. Would you be willing to come to a town meeting and show your support?

Absolutely. Now is this park gonna have a playground or maybe a pool for the kids?

Mark

Oh, how old are your kids?

No kids.

Tom

Uh-oh.

April

I'm gonna put him down as a "yes."

Mark

Don't do that.

Also, is the park gonna be at least a thousand feet from my house? Because, y'know, I really can't move again.

Mark

April, please stand behind me.

Hey park lady! You suck.

Leslie

Hear that? He called me park lady.

Leslie

The Tucker Park Graffiti Removal Project was a great idea that just ran out of steam. We had removed five cartoon penises - not even 10% - when we were shut down due to lack of funding. To this day, I am haunted by those remaining penises. One penis in particular...

Ron

Tommy boy. Lemme tell you something,

Tom

You suck at Scrabble. I know. You're destroying me.

Ron

You're worse than my ex-wife and she's terrible at Scrabble. [looks at camera] And she's a bitch.

Tom

Look out, man, I'm gonna get you one of these days. I'm practicing.

Ron

Yeah, I doubt that. [looks at camera] Her name is Tammy Swanson and she's a serious bitch.

Tom

When you're in government, there's a million ways to exploit your power. Have I ever given into that temptation? No. Never. I'm not that kind of politician.

Tom

Official Parks and Rec business. Just need to grab a quick hot dog. [turns to girl behind him] Sorry about that, little girl. You can get the next one.

Ron

My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe...when he desires them.

Leslie

In a town as old as Pawnee, there's a lot of history in every acre. This wooded area is the site of, um, the murder, actually, of Nathaniel Bixby Mark. He was a pioneer who was killed by a tribe of Wamapoke Indians after he traded them a baby for what is now Indianapolis. They cut his face off...and they made it into a dreamcatcher. And they made his legs into rainsticks. And that's the great thing about indians back then - they used every part of the pioneer.

Ann

Am I the only [beep]ing person here who doesn't know Jeanine Restrepo?