If you want our couple name to be Lobby, you're going to show a bit- [notices Lincoln's letter on the floor] What's this? "Why Lori is the worst sister ever?" [gasps] Bobby, I wanna go. I'm about to turn Lincoln into a pretzel! [Lincoln jumps as Lori bursts out of the bathroom] LINCOLN! WHAT IS THIS?!
Well, it's another time to do the official dance of the Loud House: the Running Man! [dances away from Lori's wrath]
Before I get my own hands on you, I may- [Luna rocks, censoring Lori's rant of rage]
"Hey, Lincoln. What do you think of this joke? If I were you, I'd go for the baboon!"
"Oh! Well, that's just the punchline. I still gotta think of the setup."
[Lincoln heads up the stairs and makes it to the door to his room]
"Lincoln, honey! I need you to take out the trash!"
"I will! Just give me three minutes!"
"Lincoln, listen to your mother!"
[His sisters release from the hug]
"When a girl picks on you, that only ever means one thing: she likes you!"
"That's ridiculous! She shoved a sandwich down my pants! I was picking sesame seeds out of my butt for days!"
"You guys are nuts! She hates me! I'm gonna meet her today and give her a piece of my mind!"
"You need to give her a piece of your heart instead."
"I think he needs to kiss her."
"You so got this, little bro."
"Aw, our little Lincoln!"
[Leni has a trash lid on her head, believing Lincoln's lie]
"All the bridesmaids should wear these hats at Lincoln's wedding. These are ALL the rage right now."
[Lincoln steps outside, marches up to the bully, and kisses her.]
[The bully punches him in the face.]
SESisters except Lucy
"Ooh!"
[as his sisters furiously rat out at him] Wait, wait, wait! Let me explain!
[enraged] You've got exactly three seconds before we pulverize you!
[Lynn cracks her knuckles, preparing to pulverize Lincoln and Lisa starts her timer]
There was this video contest at school and I really wanted to win!
[incredibly outraged] You showed my sleep face for some stupid CONTEST?!
I just wanted a trophy to put in the case like you guys!
[firmly] You think you deserve a trophy for that, bro?!
No. I don't deserve it. Look! I'll delete the video!
Too late, Lincoln. The damage has already been done.
You made me look like a fool!
You made me look like a freak.
You made me look like I fart! And for the record, it was these shoes! See? [tries to make farting noise but fails] Of course it's not working now.
[Lincoln's sisters walk upstairs to their rooms as Lincoln chases after them]
Lori, I'm sorry! Wait! Luna, let me explain!
Can't hear you, bro! [closes her door]
You literally disgust me!
Yeah! [bumps her head as Lori pulls her in]
You're uninvited to my birthday party FOREVER!
[She slams the door, then Lana opens the door and he thinks she forgives him]
I wanna slam it, too! [slams the door]
Lisa! Lisa? [A note slides outside Lisa's door, and Lincoln reads it] "Vengeance shall be mine." [shudders and moves to the next door] Guys, come on! I'm your brother!
[Lynn growls and walks away]
I have no brother! I know I say that a lot, but this time I mean it. [slams door]
[after sadly walking home from school] I sure hope that worked. [opens the door, only to find that his sisters are still furious] It didn't work.
[remorsefully] I know I embarrassed you and I can't undo it, and I'm sorry, but the least I could do was embarrass myself right along with you, that way we'd all be even!
Even? You think this makes us even?
[joyfully] Yeah, that video was hysterical!
[Lincoln's sisters surround him and ensure him that they forgive him]
Sorry you didn't win the trophy.
But we really appreciate what you did and thought you deserved something. [hands him a tiny trophy]
Wow. Thanks, guys. [runs to the case and places the trophy in his spot] "Most Improved Brother." [to the viewers] I did it. My sisters no longer despise me, Cristina's switching classes, and I finally made the case.
[Another flatulent sound occurs and Lori's sisters look at her suspiciously]
[The Loud sisters are posing still to create a life sized version of Lincoln's project]
In conclusion, in my family, every day is a challenge. But you can be sure that when I need them, my sisters will always be there for me. All of them. And sure, life in the Loud House can be summed up in one word: chaos. But I love that chaos. And I wouldn't trade it for the world.
That was a fantastic report, Lincoln. I'm giving you an A. [gets drenched by Luan's pail of water] Make that an A-minus.
[Lincoln is having breakfast, and Team Beach starts making some modifications to the I Screamer by spinning it and pushing it too fast]
Guys! Guys! Too fast! Too fast, guys! Guys, too fast! I'M GONNA HURL!
[Team Beach gets out of the way and Lincoln pukes and vomits under the table. Team Tippy arrive through the doorway]
Word of advice. Blowing chunks does not make me want to vote for Dairyland!
Well, if that's the best seat, then I should get it. I'm the oldest.
You'd just barf all over it, dude! I should have it!
Yeah! So I should get it!
You can yell all you want, but I'm already in the seat, and possession is 9/10 of the law.
You're gonna possess a bruise in a minute!
[The sisters glare at Lincoln, really angry]
Beans, beans, the musical fruit! The more you eat, the more you- [farts] Everybody, now!
LLLynn Loud Sr.
Lincoln Loud, that is enough!
I thought you were ready for the grownup table, but clearly, you are not.
CCop
No, she did not! She did, however, refuse to obey the speed limit, fail to use her turn signals, and she redirected the test vehicle toward the mall, where she proceeded to hip-check and tackle Mrs. Jelinsky! [Mrs. Jelinsky is yelling at Leni]
It's not fair! When I did all that in the game, I won! You guys need to get your rules straight!
In this house, we call her the Queen of...
NO! NO MUSIC! [unplugs Luna's axe] NO MUD PIES! [Trashes Lana's mud pie] NO-
Way! That's totes cray cray!
[grabs the phone] NO PHONE CALLS! AND NO VIDEO GAMES! [grabs Lincoln's game]
[whistle blows] At ease. Just kidding! NOBODY IS TO BE AT EASE IN MY PRESENCE! As you know, Mom and Dad left me in charge. That means you have to do as I say, whether you're tall, short, or covered in fur and can only understand the word "sit"! Now, here is our schedule for this evening. 6:00 to 7:00: Sitting on bed with arms folded. 7:00 to 7:30: Chow. 7:30 to 8:00: Thorough cleaning of mess hall. 8:00: Staring at wall until falling asleep. Everyone got that?
LKLoud kids
MA'AM, YES, MA'AM!
[glares at Lana] DISMISSED!
