There's a direct correlation between a woman's chest and a man's ears.
I have not heard this theory before.
Neither have I.
Well, you see, the lower the neckline, the more tone-deaf they are.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Tell me something. Do casino owners gamble?
FFrank
You mean, do I?
Yep, that's exactly what I mean.
FFrank
Well, I won this place in a crap game.
Love a client with a sense of humor.
MMark
I run the casino up the street.
Oh, what'd you do. Come over to borrow a cup of money?
Charlie, you don’t mean to say that we are going to be wallowing in all that luxury.
I don’t believe wallow is quite the word Kris. You’re going to work there as an exercise instructor.
What about me Charlie?
You’ll take your expertise into the diet kitchen, Sabrina. Nothing like the thirty calorie chocolate mousse to raise moral.
Ah, the galley slave. How about Kelly?
Somebody has to be a guest.
Teachers pet.
I’ll wave to you.
The only way I could afford the Cyprus Pines is if they rented rooms by the hour. By that, I mean, by the time my bags got to the room, I'd have to check out
Kathy became interested in the occult right after Martin was killed. I think she wanted to get into the institute so she could attempt to contact him.
Yeah, or to fleece his Aunt.
Well listen if she was part of the scheme to fleece Clare I doubt that she agreed to be killed.
No that is a bit drastic.
So we’ll all need to have a cover but one of you will have to be a wanted criminal. Tough, streetwise, and capable of anything.
Wait a minute, why are you looking at me?
She has a very lively imagination Charlie.
SSamantha
You’re not a very subtle factotum Mr Bosley.
Factotum? Me?
(As Kris and Jill walk in) How'd you get here so fast?
Have you ever taken Sunset Boulevard with somebody that came in 3rd at Le Mans?
(Grabbing her gun) Hey, this is my gun! And I've got an impatient nature too!
Sabrina, you're not gonna shoot somebody else today!
She just thinks that being mayor is boring and she wants Uncle Paul to deputize her.
She’s not serious
Oh yes she is.
Hey, I think that’s a good idea Kris. You’re uncle could deputise two or three of those ladies, give them assignments by phone, let them do all the work and he just lays back and relaxes.
That is an absolutely preposterous idea
I agree Bosley, totally absurd.
It would never work.
No of course not, I don’t know any woman who would accept something like that. Do you?
Absolutely not.
Good ole Charlie. First he lets us live among the wolves, then he throws us to them.
Do you really think I look like that?
I don't know. It's hard to say. We've never seen you in a mattress garden.
Hi, what brings you here?
I heard you were hanging out with a rough crowd. I just dropped by to see if I could straighten you out.
I'll see if I can get his picture.
How are you gonna get a picture?
With a camera.
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