(Discussing joining a nudist colony to interview suspects) Well fine, what would you do in my place?
The same thing, I just wouldn’t have thought it would be this funny if it had been me.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Shall we hit the ice for a little practice?
Just my luck. Jill skates like a pro and I get this assignment and all the bruises.
C1Cop 1
License, please.
Uh, that would be a driver's license.
C2Cop 2
That's the idea.
Look, uh, you're never gonna believe this, but I don't have it with me. You see, I left it in the room when I took my gun out of my purse to shoot at the gorilla who was driving the limousine
C2Cop 2
The gorilla driving the limousine?
I mean, it wasn't really a gorilla. A gorilla can't drive even if he does have his license. It was a person in a gorilla mask.
C1Cop 1
Have you been drinking, ma'am?
I wonder what Charlie’s gonna say?
You mean about the cost of Sabrina’s bail?
Uh-huh, it really adds up, doesn’t it? Operating a vehicle without a license, stealing a truck, reckless driving, and I never even heard of felony littering.
Well, while Sabrina was busy turning into one of the ten most wanted, what did we learn?
You flew all this way just because of a spider?
PMr Paul
I had to, that girl... It didn’t matter to her that the spider was harmless. Why should she care that she’s started a panic among the other contestants.
Are you certain the spider was harmless?
PMr Paul
Of course it was, I stomped on it.
But was it harmless before you stomped on it?
PMr Paul
Well how should I know? I wasn’t going to let it bite me to find out.
Oh, by the way, Kelly. I've arranged a little surprise for you.
Oh really? Let me guess. A week in Pango Pango.
No. Not quite. I'm giving you flying lessons. What do you think of that?
I think before I answer that, Charlie. You'd better give me that week in Pango Pango. That way my answer will be much less painful to you.
You girls better hit the books, I got some reading of my own to do here. I wonder what Burt Reynolds is up to?
From what I hear anything you ask.
How did you go with the police homicide team?
I made a deal with Lieutenant Karuthers, he said he’d help us out here if we told him everything we know.
Well that’s easy, how long does it take to say nothing.
What do you think we should do now?
I think you should scream, as a matter of fact if you don’t I will.
BBarzak
I think I have found you an assistant
HHelmut
Fraulein, pleased to meet you Miss...?
Kris Munroe.
HHelmut
Miss Munroe, I would be much pleased to throw my knives at you.
BBarzak
His English is not very good, but you get the point. Do you still want the job?
Well yeah, I’d like to make one phone call first. I’d like to call my mum, she might be able to collect double indemnity if I come out of this with a split personality.
So what do you think of Utopia?
Are you kidding, I’m so disappointed. I thought sex would be running rampant.
Oh, it’s running you just haven’t caught up to it yet.
(Speaking to Bosley about Dr. Croyden) You know. I got a couple hours before I have to go up again.
So you are about to matriculate?
Oh, no. I told my mother I'd never do that but I many run around with him a little.
Where do we start?
We start with Kelly getting pregnant.
What!
Ah, I quit.
You're the man to get to know if you want to get anywhere in this company.
FFallon
You've just applied for a job and you're asking for a promotion?
Well, I've never been accused of modesty.
With my singing I’m going to need more than Bosley to protect me.
Hey, wait a minute, you told me you were lead alto in glee club.
Listen, as an alto in glee club I was fair, but as the torch singer in a supper club no way.
What is your vocal range?
Poor to awful.
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