Whoa, sorry! I'm Sandbar! Are you a student here too?
[sarcastically] No, I thought I'd just randomly stand here and assume any ponies would walk into me. [blows feather]
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What is that? No way! I didn't know ponies could turn into... um... what are you?
A changeling.
Ponies can turn into changelings?!
No, the changelings can turn into ponies.
Huh, that's confusing!
Is this what boring is? Am I bored?
Oof! Is there anything in Yakyakistan that isn't the best?
Yes! Wait. No! Yaks best.
Aw, are we not being sweet and friendly enough for you, pony?
That was sarcasm, right? 'Cause you weren't being sweet or nice?
I get it, things are getting off to a rougher start than expected. But that's okay!
Who are you and what have you done with Twilight Sparkle?
Oh my! What are you all doing? Aren't classes that way?
:: Ah— [clears throat] A generosity field trip, daaaaarling. [giggles] I'm taking the students to the lake to look at our divine reflections.
I take back everything I said about you! That was cool!
Thanks! Wait, what did you say about me?
And that's why griffons breathe fire when we get mad.
They do not! Wait! Do they? No! Really?
Griffons just full of hot air!
My school teaches for all of us to work together through friendship.
Then how do you know these creatures won't take what they have learned here and use it against us?
Friendship isn't just for ponies!
It should be.
Unicorn think yaks no need friendship? Maybe yaks no need pony school!
Well, perhaps you should return to your kind.
"Your kind"?! Smolder, let's go!
Queen Novo will want to hear of this!
Well, this place seemed lame anyways.
[despondently] It's fine. We know not every pony sees us the way you do. We're used to it.
Princess Celestia helped me reach out to every creature in all the kingdoms! When she hears you closed the school because—!
Because you failed to meet the EEA's standards?
What?!
Irresponsible teachers, students skipping class, endangering ponies! Your school is a disaster. Perhaps if you had had higher standards for who was admitted, this could have been avoided. Regardless...
[magic noises]
[chains rattling]
By order of the EEA, I am shutting this school... [stomps] down!
[sad gasp]
Ugh. Look on the bright side - sure, the EEA closed your Friendship School, but now you've got time to do other stuff! It's like being on vacation!
[Twilight knocks Spike out of her bed]
Whoa!
A failure vacation! I'm supposed to be the Princess of Friendship, a leader of the free world—and all I did was make enemies with Equestria's allies, upset my friends, and get my school... [eye twitching] unaccredited! There is no bright side! [blows nose]
[stage whisper, to Spike] You didn't tell me this was a pity party! I would've brought ice cream!
Everypony's already tried to cheer me up. It won't work.
[short laugh] I'm not going to cheer you up. I'm going to tell you what you did wrong.
What?!
You gave up too easily. [beat] Hey, you made me a guidance counselor. That means tough love.
But the EEA rulebook—
Doesn't matter!
Guess what? The School of Friendship is back in business!
What?!
But why?
Oh no.
Bad idea.
Do we still get to guess?
Where Yona?! This all pony's fault!
You're pretty quick to blame them! What are you hiding, yak?!
[snorts]
C-Can... Can we just focus on finding our lost students?
Nice try! You grubs are probably hiding the whole lot of them!
Please, every creature! If you can just explain what happened...
The students left us notes before they disappeared. When the school closed, they didn't want to say goodbye to each other. They claim they ran away to stay together.
I can't believe it! They did learn friendship!
[beat]
Sorry.
The students couldn't have done this by themselves. Some creature is hiding them! If the niece of our queen is not found soon, I promise there will be retribution!
Yeah? Well, my dragons will burn every kingdom until we find which of you is hiding Smolder!
Tell it to the griffon army!
Yaks fight griffons and dragons!
The Changeling Hive Empire can't afford an international incident. My people have made far too many enemies throughout the centuries. If any creature blames the Changelings for this—
What are you up to, shapeshifter?!
B-But we're friends!
Find the students quickly, Twilight, or I fear our world will be at war!
Okay. Let's review what we know.
Smolder, Ocellus, Silverstream, Yona and Gallus disappeared together. [beat] That's all we know.
Maybe they were attacked by a ferocious shrimp! Nopony ever expects that!
[gasps] Shrimps can attack?
Nope! That's why no pony expects it.
We need to think like our students. If someone told us we would never see each other again, what would we do?
Go someplace we could all hang out and eat lots and lots of cupcakes! [beat] What?
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