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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Hello, Strawberry Sunrise. This is Applejack. I was wondering if you could tell her how you feel about apples.

SSStrawberry Sunrise

Don't like 'em.

What?! Why?! They're crunchy, they're sweet, they're delicious.

SSStrawberry Sunrise

[chuckles] They're not strawberries. [chewing] Mmmm! [gulp]

You're right! Apples are better than strawberries!

SSStrawberry Sunrise

Only if, by "better", you mean "better at being disgusting".

[stammering] You'd better apologise!

SSStrawberry Sunrise

Oh, I'm sorry... that you actually bite into those tasteless, mealyworm-filled things.

SSphinx

[to Somnambula]

I shine brightest in the dark

I am there but cannot be seen

I am what makes you move forward in uncertain journey

To have me costs you nothing

To be without me costs you everything

"Messed up"? Does [shows Twilight and Starlight her ruined mane] this look "messed up" to you?!

[both Twilight and Starlight gasped]

Honestly! How hard is it to pretend it's not so bad?

There we go. Now, that wasn't so tough. Fluttershy, tell me, will this be enough?

Gee, I don’t know. It’s a pretty big pack. So, maybe enough to fill up this sack? [gasps, then laughs] You're rubbing off on me, Zecora!

...And that's when I realized the Mystical Mask was actually Mage Meadowbrook!

(coughs) That's marvelous, Fluttershy. I am quite impressed. While you’re gone on your journey, I'll try not to be... worried.

Oh, no! Zecora, you didn’t rhyme! You must be getting worse!

Oh, no, no! No, not at all! Something, something... ball?

If it is wisdom you seek, look no further than your own pupil. She showed me that the power of friendship is a magical force indeed. And that in turning away from others, you hurt yourself as well.

It's funny. I thought meeting my idol would give me all the answers I ever wanted. But instead, I forgot what I already knew. Good thing I had a student of my own to remind me.

This happened while we were gone?

Wow, those are all the places we went when we left to save Equestria!

Ugh, there's that horrid town where we were almost sold!

The pirates! They were pretty awesome! Uh, once they decided not to throw us overboard.

And Mount Aris! Ooh, Starlight, did you know we made seashell necklaces for allllll [inhales] lllllll the sea ponies?

I— you— really? What about that unicorn, the one who attacked Canterlot?

Tempest! I invited her to come to Ponyville, but she wanted to spread the word of the Storm King's defeat, and share what she learned about friendship.

Y'all think that's why the map grew? Friendship quests beyond Equestria?

I hope not. I've had quite enough life-threatening adventures, thank you very much.

How many friendship quests do you think we need to go on before we have to expand the throne room?

We can't do it all alone.

Sure, we can! We just need to knock this wall down, get some paint...

It's too much. Too much!

Ugh, you think so? I had hoped dressing the part would make me feel the part!

Not your dress! This! Us! Teaching?! They're gonna think I'm an egghead!

The EEA is very clear about how schools should be run. We have a huge responsibility, and I need you all to do this by the book. That means no cannons in class, Pinkie.

Aww, not even a teeny cannon?

[tiny party cannon fires]

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