Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Yona not really like school. But, Yona like new friends! [bear hugs Smolder]
[grunts] [strained] Smolder... like breathing!
You guys! I just found stairs!
[beat]
Aaaand we care because...?
Stairs are awesome! We don't have anything like 'em underwater 'cause you know, [magic zap] no way to climb 'em!
Ohhhh.
Is that Professor Egghead?!
Not bad! [quickly] For pony.
Hold on, please! I'm sure Princess Twilight Sparkle has a good explanation for all of this.
I do! It's true that my School of Friendship is EEA unaccredited...
Look! She said it without doing the eye thing!
Then it is not a school!
It's not an EEA school. It's a Friendship school, with its own rules. I should know; I wrote the book.
Ugh, fine! If you promise to stop singing, Smolder can stay!
Wahoo!
Uh, if dragon stay, yak stay.
I know you will make the changelings proud, Ocellus.
You belong here. Now, can you show me those stair things you mentioned?
[incoherent excited noises]
[to Gallus] What? You belong at home! You think I care if you've made friends?
Please, Grandpa Gruff? [whimpers]
Alright, alright! Stop doing that!
[students cheering]
Guess I make a pretty good guidance counselor, huh?
Yes! Writing the rulebook was the most fun ever! I can't wait to start working on the new lesson plans!
[clears throat]
...with some help from my friends.
[deadpan] What do you call an Alicorn with no wings and no horn? [beat] Earth pony.
[laughs]
[deadpan] But seriously, being an Earth pony isn't so bad. We've got magic powers, too. Like walking around. And picking stuff up with our teeth.
[ponies questioning punchline]
[deadpan] That's sarcasm, by the way.
[laughs] That's funny, 'cause it's true!
[to Unnamed Unicorn Mare #3] Goodbye.
That's what you've been standing here all this time to say?
I was deciding between "goodbye" and "see you later".
Uh... but, they're the same thing.
Technically, they're very different. "See you later" implies an event in the near future wherein we see each other. "Goodbye" expresses good wishes where parting or at the end of a conversation.
Yyyyyeah, same thing.
I will not apologize for speaking with precision.
[deadpan] Pinkie, the reason I've been so busy is that I have a boyfriend now.
A wha...?!
[deadpan] A boyfriend.
A wha...?!
[deadpan] A boyfriend.
A wha...?!
[deadpan] A boyfriend.
That's so exciting! My sister, in love!
[deadpan] Technically, we're in "like".
You?
Yes.
You?
Yes.
You.
Yes.
I mean, [laughs] you! You, you, you!
Yes. Yes. Yes.
I'm... really into sticks, too! They're great for hitting piñatas! Huh?
[deadpan] Pinkie...
Oh. You wanna go first?
That is stick abuse.
[crying] I don't understand! How could Maud like Mudbriar? Is it Opposite Day? Nothing makes sense!
I'm not shy, and I hate animals!
Fashion?! Not for me, darling!
[spits] An apple a day is downright disgusting!
Slow and steady wins the race!
I never learned to read!
[laughing]
What if I don't like cupcakes?! [screams]
I need something classic but modern. Something with drama but also understated.
Um, aren't all those things opposites?
Yes. So?
Why not try a new outfit? Think of it as the costume for your role as... Shop Pony! Ha ha! You know what they say – "clothes make the pony".
Um, who says that?
You know, "them".
[snooty voice] It's an unique play on the old standard. We call it a Rarity cut with a triple-cut stitched hem and a guacamole chevka pattern fabric.
Don't you mean "chevron"?
[snooty voice] If I had meant "chevron", then that's what I would've said.
[hipster voice] Okay, I've got, like, this high-key savage look for you? It's a totally live ensemble with a little, like, thingies that sparkle and make the whole squad go, "Whoa! That pony is 'woke'!"
[goth voice] It's not like the futility of shopping can be made better with black leather and metal studs, but they help.
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