Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[hyperventilating] No-no-no-no-no-no-no! You made Twilight's friendship map disappear!
[clears throat] Teleport.
Really?!
Well, it was behind the apple. It was bound to happen. On the plus side, my magic is getting better! I made a whole table go poof! That was pretty impressive!
Trixie, we have to get that map back.
We'll find it. No big deal.
Twilight's never gonna trust me to be alone in this castle again! What were you thinking?!
Teleport, like you told me to.
Should I just cancel our visit to the hospital?
What?! Cancel?! We can't cancel, Spike! The sick foals are counting on us! And the B.A.E. would never throw in the towel like that!
B.A.E.?
"Best Aunt Ever"? Besides, this errand is gonna be different.
How do you figure that?
Because Flurry can play with the Cake twins and stay out of trouble! Best aunt ever!
Spike, you watch Flurry. I'll take care of everything else. [quickly, to Pinkie Pie] Hi, Pinkie! How's it going? I need to pick up the cupcakes for the foals at the hospital! And can you do apology treats?
I'm good. Here they are. Of course I can!
Do you still have a giant file on everypony's favorite treat?
In my secret party planning cave!
BRB!
Hee-hee! Remind me to tell you later how amazing you are. Cheerilee?
Eh. I am pretty awesome.
Cherry oatmeal cookies with yellow sprinkles.
Great! Can you write "sorry" on them?
I've got a stamp for that!
[arguing baby noises]
Hey, you guys! No need to fight! Uh... hang on! I'm sure there's another one! Ugh, no, not this one... oh, that's cute...
[long high-pitched squeal, rapidly] You're moving to Ponyville! We'll live together and get bunk beds and I'll make us fuzzy slippers that say "Best Sister Friends Forever", although I probably can't fit all those words on a slipper, so maybe just "BSFF", but we don't have to decide right now because we'll be together all the time since when it comes to Ponyville, the doctor is in!
[deadpan] Slow down, Pinkie Pie.
Yooooouuuuu'rrrrrrrreeeeeeee mmmmmmmmmmooooooooovvvvvvvviiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggg tttttttooooooo Pooooooooooonnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyvvvvvvviiiiiiilllllllleeeeeeeee....
[deadpan] I'm not definitely moving to Ponyville.
Of course you are, silly. You said... [imitating Maud] "There's nothing left to study back home on the rock farm, so I might move to Ponyville." [inflates, pop]
[deadpan] I'm also considering Ghastly Gorge.
[laughs] Classic Maud sense of humor! You should do stand-up!
[deadpan] I do. But that wasn't a joke.
Ghastly Gorge may have rocks, but our gem cave rocks!
Huh? Huh? Oh, and look! You'll never know who you'll see!
[gasps] Maud, darling! It's lovely to see you again! Oh! Congratulations on your rocktorate. What are you doing now?
[deadpan] Talking to you.
[deadpan] I found one.
Oh, you're an absolute darling! This will surely make my gown stand out at Countess Coloratura's album release party. Do you know how rare this is?
Just another day in Ponyville!
[deadpan] That's actually a really common gem.
Huh?
[deadpan] These are all really common gems.
They are? Uh, I mean, heh, come on! Of course they are! That's why I didn't bring you here to impress you! I wanted to make sure you had a chance to, heh, say "hello" to your old pal... Spike!
[deadpan] Hello, Spike.
Psst! Do you know a lot about rocks?
[deadpan] Yes.
Have you ever come across some kind of super-powerful stone that can store the cutie mark magic of... I don't know... an entire village?
[deadpan] Yep. In the big cave.
[laughs] Hey, I got an idea. Let's not tell anypony that part where you maybe, for sure, accidentally helped Starlight enslave a town! [laughs, seriously] Tell no pony!
To get things back on track, I called in a favor from an old friend. He'll be here any minute.
I thought you said no more experts.
This is one expert I know I can trust to put the animals first. Plus there's nopony better at building.
[laughs] I heard somepony needs construction help fer them critters!
Big Daddy McColt! [to the others] We met each other back when the map called me and Fluttershy to the Smokey Mountains!
And he certainly knows his stuff when it comes to buildings and caring for animals.
Well, shucks. Let's not stand around talkin' about it. Let's build us a sanctuary!
Rarity, did we—?
Already hemmed, ruched, and cut, my dear.
[sighs] Oh. Rarity, no reason to panic, but, um, we seem to be temporarily low! And when I say "temporarily low", I mean "completely out of"—!
The baby blue sapphires? They arrived this morning.
Oh. Heh. Wonderful. [sighs] Oh! What about the design for the—?!
And done!
Wow. You are good.
And this is when we pretended we were storybook princesses. And here we pretended we were on a dangerous yet stylish safari. [sobs] So many wonderful memories!
Rarity, what are you doing here?
I am here to spend the day with you! I'm so excited, I could practically faint! You don't happen to have a fainting couch in here, do you?
It's just hard for me to believe he's not the same adorable little guy I found anymore.
I understand. But doing things like you used to won't turn him back into a puppy.
So... what do I do?
Treat him like the dog he is, and find new favorite things to do together.
You think so?
I know so!
The truth is, I know you're not a little filly anymore. But it's just... the last time we did all of those things together, I... I didn't realize it was gonna be the last last time. I loved doing those things with you. It's hard for me to let that go.
Aww, Rarity! I love being with you too! That will never change! But... maybe we could just try to do different things together?
[Introducing herself to Scootaloo] My name's Windy Whistles, and I just have to say that it is a total blast [Playfully ruffes Scootaloo's mane, who grins happily] to meet somepony that loves Rainbow Dash as much as we do!
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