“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Uh uh uh, Pound Cake, no pounding things.

Rainbow Dash

[gets hit by a lightning bolt] Huh?! Now, careful Derpy! [flies up to the sight of Derpy hopping on top of a storm cloud] You don't wanna do more damage than you've already done. [The top of the Town Hall collapses]

I just don't know what went wrong! [gets electrocuted by the cloud]

Rainbow Dash

[sarcastically] Yeah, it's a mystery.

Have you ever had a Cherrychanga? Ooh! Sorry, that was a question.

Applejack

That kind of question is fine, Pinkie. No, I-I never had a cherrychanga.

Well no wonder, because I made it up myself! A Cherrychanga is mashed up cherries in a tortilla that's deep fried! Cherrychanga! Great name, huh? Oh, but maybe I should call it a Chimmicherry! Ooh, that's good too. Which do you think sounds better? Cherrychanga or Chimmicherry? Or what if I combine them? Chimmi-cherry-changa! What sounds the funniest? [continues tailing Applejack] I like funny words! One of my favorite funny words is "kumquat"! I didn't make that one up. I would work in a kumquat orchard just so I could say kumquat all day! Kumquat, kumquat, kumquat! And "pickle barrel"! Isn't that just the funnest thing to say? Pickle barrel! Pickle barrel! Pickle barrel! Say it with me! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Chimmi-cherry-changa! [Keeps talking]

Applejack

Nooooooo! Make it stop! Make it stop!

Rainbow Dash

[covers Pinkie's mouth] The only way to make it stop is if you spill the beans!

Speaking of beans, did you ever realize how many words rhyme with "bean"? Clean, mean, spleen, unclean, keen, bean!

Applejack

Sorry, Pinkie, but I can't tell y'all the truth! I just can't!

Well, I heard a "sorry" in there, so that’ll have to do for now. I’ll get a real apology later! [jumps off the cart] Rarity, catch me!

What?! Pinkie! [Pinkie Pie slams into Rarity on her cart, knocking them both off]

Twilight

Rainbow! Go back!

Rainbow Dash

No time! They knew what they were getting into!

Twilight

Isn't this exciting, Spike? Opening day of cider season!

Spike

Yeah! That means it's only thirty more days 'til sapphire season!

Granny Smith

Good 'un. Bad 'un. Bad 'un. Good 'un.

Lovely. Horrid. Horrid. Lovely.

Flam

Drink up, Ponyville! Down the hatch!

Ahhhh, I can't get the taste off my tongue!

Mine's got rocks in it!

I wouldn't pay one cent for this dreck!

Flam

You wouldn't pay even one cent?

No!

Applejack

Dear Princess Celestia; I wanted to share my thoughts with you. [clears throat] I didn't learn anythin'! Ha! I was right all along!

Twilight

Rarity, Pinkie, what are you two looking at?

Rainbow Dash! Isn't she the most daring devil- I mean devilish darer- I mean-

She's dazzling!

Oh yeah that's a good word. She's dazzling!

Yeah! I love reading, and my head isn't even close to the shape of an egg! It's more the shape of an apple, or maybe an orange, but a big orange, more like a grapefruit really...

Rainbow Dash

I hate to admit this to myself, and I would really hate admitting it to my friends, but... I love this story. I- I love reading! [eyes widen in realization] I'm an egghead!

You won't get away with this!

But I already have.

Would you three like to tell us why it was so very important that we meet you her-

Sweetie Belle

-Punch!

Excuse me?

Sweetie Belle

Punch! We made punch. We were gonna set up a stand and try to sell it but, heh, we needed somepony to taste-test it first.

Apple Bloom

Yup.

Sweetie Belle

[hesitantly] We thought you two would be perfect together... To test it... Together. So, ah, we'll just leave you two alone... Together, to test it.

Big Mac?

Big Mac

Eeyup?

...You have something stuck in your teeth.

Sweetie Belle

[emerges from a bush] OH, COME ON!!! [Scootaloo drags her back down]