It sounds like somepony is jealous.
[writing] Rainbow Dash is jealous.
Don't write that, Spike! [all the other ponies laugh]
[writing] Correction; Rainbow Dash is very jealous.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Rarity is constantly switching between Twilight's birthday party and the formal at the garden]
[at the formal and Twilight's party each time] Uhhh... I think I left the bathwater running in my suite. I really should go check on Opal. Is that Princess Celestia? I need to use the little fillies' room. Can I get anypony more punch? [exhausted] I... have to... go to do... the... thing... with the stuff... you know...?
[at Twilight's party] Uh, what's with the croquet mallet?
[muffled] What cwoquet mawwet?
Duh, the one in your mouth?
[drops the mallet, laughs nervously] Ooh, that croquet mallet!
Spike want!
Oh, be quiet! You've got nothing to be proud of! You steal everypony's things, terrorize the town, and use me as a weapon against my own friends! Which, as horrible as it is, I can almost understand because you're a dragon and all, but this! [tears off a ruined cape] This, is a crime against fashion!!
[Pinkie is using cakes as projectiles to fend off Spike]
Pinkie, stop giving him cake!
[angry] I'm not giving him cake! I'm assaulting him with cake!
Rarity... I need to tell you something, just in case we don't make it! I've always sort of had a crush... [Rarity stops him, and looks back at him with teary eyes]
[Pinkie, as Chancelor Puddinghead, drops into the cabin through the chimney]
SCSmart Cookie (AJ)
Wouldn't it have been easier to use the door, Chancellor?
CPChancelor Puddinghead (PP)
Maybe for you, Smart Cookie, but I am a chancellor! I was elected because I know how to think outside the box. Which means [walks into a fireplace] I can also think inside the chimney! Can you think inside a chimney?
SCSmart Cookie (AJ)
I...
CPChancelor Puddinghead (PP)
[walks out with coal soot covering her face] I didn't think so!
CHCommander Hurricane (RD), Princess Platinum (RA), and Chancelor Puddinghead (PP)
We found our new home!
[The three notice their simultaneous claims]
CHCommander Hurricane (RD)
I planted my flag first!
PPPrincess Platinum (RA)
Did not!
CHCommander Hurricane (RD)
Did too!
CPChancelor Puddinghead (PP)
[cheerfully] I planted mine earlier than first! [her flag falls over]
PPPrincess Platinum (RA)
All of you riff-raff are trespassing on Unicornia!
CHCommander Hurricane (RD)
The name is Pegasopolis!
CPChancelor Puddinghead (PP)
Earth!
RDRainbow Dash (as Commander Hurricane)
Earth ponies are numbskulls!
RRarity (as Princess Platinum)
Pegasi are brutes!
PPPinkie Pie (as Chancelor Puddinghead)
Unicorns are snobs!
PPPrivate Pansy (FS)
Well, I don't hate you... I actually hate Commander Hurricane a lot more than I hate you guys.
SCSmart Cookie (AJ) and Clover the Clever (TS)
[giggling]
PPPrivate Pansy (FS)
Actually, I don't really hate her, I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really dislike her.
Ready, Granny!
Ready for what?
For makin' Zap Apple Jam!
Darn tootin'! It's time for some good old-fashioned Zap Apple Jammin'!
Yes ma'am, I can't wait ma'am!
[pauses] Wait for what?
To make Zap Apple Jam with you!
O'course.
I'll be embarrassed, shamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliate-
What are you, a dictionary?
CMr. Cake
Now, Pinkie, are you sure you really understand the responsibility of watching over two babies?
I can be responsible. Why, responsibility is my middle name. Pinkie Responsibility Pie.
[Pinkie is trying to give a stand-up comedy performance for Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake as the twin cakes stop crying]
PPinkie
Hey, you're a wonderful crowd here tonight, where y'all from? [Pumpkin Cake tries to grab at the broom "microphone"] Well that's great, I used to have an ant farm, but I had to get rid of it 'cause I couldn't find tractors that small! [awkward silence] Get it? Tractors that small? [more awkward silence] The other day, I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now I can't find him! [plays a rimshot]
PPPound and Pumpkin Cake
[cries again]
Oooh, tough crowd. [back at the stage] Tell me about it.
Now how in thunderation is one of them twins a pegasus, and the other one a unicorn?
CMr. Cake
Easy. My great-great-great-great grandfather was a unicorn, and Cup Cake's great aunt's second cousin twice removed was a pegasus. That makes sense, right?
Aw yeah, just you wait! Once little Pound Cake gets his wings going, he'll be all over the place.
And be careful around Pumpkin Cake.
Baby unicorns get strange magic surges that come and go.
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