Arrrggh, Sweetie Belle! Where's her silly little arts and craft project? [sees Sweetie Belle's project, a picture of her and Rarity made from gemstones] Oh, Sweetie Belle! My one and only sister. What have I done?! All the time I could have spent with you was wasted complaining, and wishing you were gone! [cries] Woe is me!! [stops herself] No! I must get her back. I MUST! As Celestia is my witness, I shall never be sisterless again!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Very well then, what shall we write to the Princess?
I'll start. "Having a sister is just about the bestest thing in the world. But it sure isn't the easiest."
I agree that being sisters is a wonderful thing, but it takes teamwork. Sometimes it's about compromising. Sometimes it's about accepting each others' differences. But mostly, it's about having fun together. Even if it means getting your hooves a little bit dirty.
A lot dirty.
A little bit dirty.
A lot dirty!
A little bit dirty!
A lo --
Hold it, hold it! How about: a medium amount of dirty, not too little, not too much, just right?
RSRarity, Sweetie Belle
Deal!
[A cutie mark of a Fleur-de-lis caused by the Cutie Pox is causing Apple Bloom to speak french]
Sacrebleu! Plus de marque de cutie! [gasps] Qu'est-ce que c'est?! Je parle français?!
My sister's speakin' in fancy!
LVLily Valley
[about Apple Bloom] She's cursed!!
Hexed!!
DDaisy
Enchanted!!
She is not.
[The Flower Trio sighs in relief]
She just has some weird mysterious disease with no known cure called "Cutie Pox".
PCPonyville Citizens
The cutie pox?!
[the Ponyville citizens run away]
Yup! All good things come to those who wait. [pause] Well! I've waited long enough.
Actually, that was way too long.
[hoping that someone will confess what happened to Zecora's "heart's desire" flower] Now somepony tell the truth! (Beat) Somepony! Anypony!
[flustered] Yesterday I told Mrs. Cake that I ate two corncakes, but I really ate three! [pauses] Okay six! I ate six corncakes! [nothing happens] Make it stop! Oh, Make it stop!
[singing] How 'bout a bunny? They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be!
"Cutesy", "wootsie"... Have you even met me?
[singing] The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too! Do you have something in a yellow-striped bat?
No.
Technically he's a tortoise, and he's always dreamed of being somepony's pet. He just wants a chance to compete, he won't get in the way. You won't even know he's there...
Alright, now these games will determine which one of you has the most important qualities I'm looking for in a pet. Speed, agility, guts, style. Coolness. Awesomeness. And radicalness.
Aren't those all the same thing?
You would think that, Twilight. [starts patting her head] And that's why you would never qualify to be my pet. [dashes off]
Listen, turtle...
[pokes through the curtain] Tortoise.
Whatever
[repeated line] Never fear! Your friendly neighborhood Rainbow Dash is here!
Are you taking notes?
Yup! I've been hoof-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography!
Umm, autobiographies are supposed to be written by the pony they are about.
Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill ponies. But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer.
[overhears the conversation] Ahhh! Spike's a ghost! [quickly dashes out of the room]
KPKid pony
[nervous] Someday, I wanna be just like you!
Aim high, kid. But don't aim for the impossible.
How would you describe what I just did? Would you say I was amazing?
ASAmethyst Star
Aren't you milking this a bit?
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