[Twilight notices Pinkie has set up her found instruments as a one-pony band]
Pinkie? We’re in the middle of a crisis here! This is no time for your -- [sees the parasprites enjoying the music] Nonsense...?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Hey! What happened to the princess?
Emergency in Fillydelphia...
Some sort of... infestation.
Oh no! Have they got parasprites too? Well... have tuba, will travel!
I think the princess can handle it...
Scarf? Check. Saddle? Check. Boots? Check. Spike refusing to get up and going back to sleep? Check. It's a good thing I'm so organized. I'm ready! Bright and early! [Sees that it's still dark outside] Oh, maybe a little too early.
Well, you're good at a lot of things... Just not nest making, ice skating, animal waking, snow clearing...
[sarcastically] Oh, thanks a lot for making me feel sooo much better.
That's what I'm here for, sister.
Nuts Twilight, you used magic.
The nerve. Can you believe her?
That's not how we do it 'round here, Twilight, and especially not on MAH farm.
Well, see, I just wanted to... oh.
I really don't see how that's supposed to make me feel better. It probably means that being last one in your class to get a cutie mark runs in the family. Runs in the family... Runs in the family! Runs in the family!! You got apples for your cutie mark; Granny Smith has an apple pie, Big McIntosh has an apple half, my unique talent has something to do with apples! Apples! Apples! Apples!
So, what does my cutie mark look like? A shoppin' bag full of apples? A satisfied customer eating an apple? Hmm, maybe I gotta increase my sales figures first... [sees a plum-colored pony trying to dig into a basket of apples] You touch it, you buy it! [under her breath] We take cash or credit.
I'm sorry, ma'am [the pony runs off] Ma'am?! Ohhh... Now, Apple Bloom, you can't just...!
[dumps apples into Sweetie Drops' bag] That'll be 4 bits!
SDSweetie Drops
[agitated] I didn't put those in my bag!
Likely story. 4 bits, lady!
I said, you got a problem with "blank flanks"?
The problem is, I mean, she's like, totally not special.
No, it means she's full of potential.
It means she could be great at anything. The possibilities are, [imitating Diamond Tiara] like, endless.
She could be a great scientist, or an amazing artist, or a famous writer, she could even be mayor of Ponyville some day...
...and she's not stuck being stuck-up like you two.
But... have you ever run a race?
Well, no. But I do know a lot about running.
And you know this from...
Books. I read several on the subject.
What did you read... the Egghead's Guide to Running? Did you stretch up your... eye muscles to warm up? [laughs] Get it? "Eye muscles"?!
You know Pinkie, these two ponies have a bit of a grudge match they're trying to settle, trying to prove who's the better athletic.
Yes, and "grudge" rhymes with "fudge"!
Yes it... does? Wha?
And I like fudge, but if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge and then I can't budge.
So, no fudge?
No thanks, I had a big breakfast.
Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?
No, I just want my dress to be cool.
Do you not like the color?
The color's fine, just make it look cooler.
Do you not like the shape?
The shape's fine, just make the whole thing you know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.
HTHoity Toity
[about Rarity's dresses] Oh, those amateurish designs look like a piled-on mish-mash of everything but the kitchen sink!
[The crowd laughs, while Rarity pushes a kitchen sink away]
HTHoity Toity
It's a travesty, it's what it is. Those outfits are the ugliest things I've ever seen, oh for shame! Who is responsible for subjecting our eyes to these horrors, not to mention wasting my valuable time?
[sobbing] LEAVE ME ALONE! I want to be alone! I want to wallow in... whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in! Do ponies wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me! I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in! I'M SO PATHETIIIC!
Now what do we do?
Uh, panic?
That's your answer for everything!
Well we can't just leave Rarity like this!
She'll become a crazy cat lady!
[deadpan] She only has one cat.
Give her time...
Exile... I guess technically I'd have to move away to live in exile. Where would I go? And what would I pack? Oh, it's going to take me forever to do all of that packing. What are you supposed to pack when you go to exile? Are you supposed to pack warm?
Pinkie, what in the wide-wide-world of Equestria are you up to?
It's my tail! It's my tail! It's a-twitchin' twitchin'! And you know what that means...
Actually, Pinkie, I haven't the slightest idea.
The twitching means my Pinkie Sense is telling me stuff is gonna start falling. You two better duck for cover!
Oh, Pinkie, it's not gonna rain! There's barely even a cloud in the-
[A frog lands on Twilight's face and croaks]
He just said "Nice Catch" in frog.
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