Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
All right, that's it! We've tried persuasion [pans to Twilight], charm [pans to Rarity], [pans to Pinkie Pie, who is dressed like a birthday gift with balloons and streamers] whatever it is Pinkie Pie does...
[blows a noisemaker]
It's time to stop wasting time! I'm going in! [flies into the Dragon's cave]
Rainbow, no!
[flies up to the Dragon] GET OUT! [kicks the Dragon in the snout, causing him to sneeze]
Listen here, Mister! [Walks up the Dragon's snout towards his eye; angrily] Just because you're big doesn't mean you get to be a bully! You may have huge teeth and sharp scales and snore smoke and breathe fire, but, if you may ask… no, and I repeat, no, you do not, and I repeat, NOT! YOU DO NOT! HURT! MY! FRIENDS!!! You got that?
[Whimpers]
Well?
But that rainbow one kicked me.
[Rainbow Dash grins with her eyes close and nods]
And I'm very sorry about that.
[looks confused]
But you're bigger than she is and you should know better. You should also know better than to take a nap where your snoring can become a health hazard to other creatures.
But I-
Don't you "But I" me, Mister! Now what do you have to say for yourself? I said what do you have to say for yourself?
[breaks down crying]
[caring] There, there! No need to cry. You're not a bad dragon. You just made a bad decision. Now go pack your things. You just need to find a new place to sleep. That's all.
[ponies congratulate her]
Fluttershy to the rescue!
You did it! I knew you could do it!
[the Dragon flies off]
[angry] OK. I dare Applejack to play "dress-up" in a frou-frou, glittery, lacey outfit!
[gasps, walks off, and returns in a frou-frou glittery lacey outfit] Happy?
[snickers] Very...
I'd like to tell ya'll the terrifying tale of the prissy ghost, who drove everypony crazy with her unnecessary neatness! Oooooohhhhhoooooooohhh! I'm sure ya'll are familiar with that one?
Never heard of it. But I have a much better one... It's the horrifying story of the messy inconsiderate ghost, who irritated everypony within a hundred miles! Oooooohhhhhoooooooohhh!
That's not a real story. You made it up!
It is a ghost story. They're all made up...
Get up so I can fix it again!
Can’t hear you. I’m asleep. (Snores; Rarity yanks off the blanket) I ain’t budgin’.
(through teeth) You will if you want any blanket!
(They wrestle)
Give it back!
I will not!
Yes, you will!
Won’t!
Will!
Won’t!
Will!
Won’t!
Will!
(furiously sits up in bed) ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
(They immediately stop)
It says right here that the number one thing you're supposed to do at a slumber party is have fun! And thanks to you two, I can't check that off!
I've been tryin' my darndest to get along.
No, it is I who've been trying my best!
No, it was me!
No, it was I!
Me!
I!
I hope you're happy! BOTH of you! You've ruined my very first slumber party! The makeovers, the s'mores, Truth or Dare, the pillow fight... I mean, is there ANYTHING else that could possibly go wrong?!
[Lightning strikes outside]
[nervously] Sorry I asked...
[laughing] This is hilarious! Look at all of you. We got Hair-ity, Rainbow Crash, Spittie Pie, Apple-tini, Flutterguy, and... I got nothin'. "Twilight Sparkle"... I mean, seriously. I can't even work with that.
[Sarcastic laugh] This is no joke, Spike!
Twilight Flopple!
Stop right there! [emerges from Apple Bloom's mane] Turn around right now, Missy!
[smug grin] No.
No!? You can't ignore a direct order from your big sister!
[places Applejack on a tree branch] Sorry, Applejack, but I'm the big sister now! [walks off]
Apple Bloom, you come back here right this instant! I'm gonna tell Big McIntosh in you! Oh, pony feathers!
[muffled by her tied tongue] Sthe sthtole my sthong! [unintelligible yelling]
She stole your song?
Oh, Pinkie, that doesn't sound anything like your song.
[Pinkie pauses for a moment, and then gets Fluttershy to "sing" it]
[in a spoken-word, male deadpan voice] She's an evil enchantress and she does evil dances, and if you look deep in her eyes she'll put you in trances. And what would she'll do? She'll mix up an evil brew, and she'll gobble you up in a big, tasty stew. So, watch out.
Maybe next time you will take a second look, and not judge the cover of the book.
[Two ponies have put up a banner reading "Welcome Princess Celest"]
(Huh?) What happened to the rest of her name?
We couldn't fit it all in.
You can't hang a banner that says "Welcome Princess Celest"! Take it down and try again!
Ugh! A parasprite?! Are you kidding?!
"Ugh"?
A para-what?
How could you not like-?
Ugh! Now I gotta go find a trombone...
...A what?!
A trombone, you know! [mimes playing a trombone and leaves]
Ahh, typical Pinkie....
Pinkie!
Twilight, we don’t have much time!
You’re telling me! The Princess could arrive at any moment!
Exactly, That’s why I need you gals to drop what you’re doing, and help me find some maracas!
Maracas? Pinkie, we’ve got much bigger problems than missing maracas!
[gasps] You’re right! Getting a tuba has to be our number-one goal! Follow me.
[She zips away, but Twilight does not follow her; she instantly zips back]
I said, follow me!
Pinkie, you are so random.
[scoffs] And you are all so stubborn!! [gallops off in anger]
Pinkie, what have you done?!
I've lost a brand-new pair of cymbals, that’s what I’ve done!
Will you forget about your silly instruments for one second?! You’re ruining our efforts to save Ponyville!
Me?!! Ruin?!! I'm not the ruiner! I'm the ruin-ee!...Or is it "ruin-ess"?..."Ruin-ette"?
Come on, girls, there’s no reasonin’ with that one. She’s a few apples short of a bushel. [They leave Pinkie behind]
[crying out] Hey! I’m trying to tell you all that the ruining is on the other hoof...if you’d just slow down and LISTEN TO ME!!!
Look! Tambourines! If you could all just--
[She realizes no one is listening to her; she shakes as her tambourines produce sound in her saddlebags]
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! [She runs off angrily]
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