Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Would you look at this? The kids love it, and the juice is flying off the trays.
Yeah, maybe next year we could get real meat.
Mmm. Mm. What's that I taste? Is that the nectar of sweet victory? Yeah, the kids are having more juice, but less sugar, and they seem very happy.
That's nice, dear.
You brought "Trivial Pursuit."
Yes, and people had fun playing it in between illegal drinking. What are you doing here?
Oh, well, I guess my nephew's in your class. He's dressed as Baby Thanos. I'm helping my sister with drop off this week. How are you doing, though? I saw on Facebook you and Tariq broke up. He made a memorial page for your relationship and everything.
Yeah, I asked him not to do that. Um, but, yeah, I'm ... I'm doing fine. Just had to take a step back ...
Psst! I think we might just be able to nip this commercial in the bud. Melissa called in a favor.
And now you've made me an accessory.
She's got a friend who's a lawyer.
Oh, fun. Okay.
Yeah.
Mr. F. A. D. E.!
Aw, yeah.
Yeah, they do. It's crazy.
Uh, my eighth-grade students and I will need the gym and a safety ladder next week.
For a dunk contest?
No. We'll be doing the egg drop. Appreciate it if everyone can bring any eggs that they can spare.
Well, sounds like you got it all out. I'll see you in an hour.
Oh, no. Wait. I think, um ... I think I might, uh ... I don't think I'm gonna be able to come in today.
So dramatic. Next time, start with that.
Look, I have a binder I keep for subs. It has ev...
Venus, call in a sub for Ms. Teagues' class. Preferably male. 6'2 ", 6'3" in boots. A Gregory Eddie type. Headshots if you got 'em.
Ava, there's a county-wide sub shortage. It was in the memo the district sent last week.
What? I have no record of that.
It says, "Attention Principal Coleman. Urgent. Must Read."
They all say that.
You don't want to stick around to see if Barbara drinks enough fun punch to do the heel toe?
Oh, no, I definitely do. But, um, I'm meeting Erika. So, I gotta go get ready.
Oh. Leaving a school function early? That's new.
It is new. I am having a life outside of school.
Well, that's nice. I'm also going out with some friends tonight.
Okay, cool. Well... I hope you have a good time, and enjoy your break.
Yeah. You, too.
Yeah.
Slide Babar into a Ziploc bag. Now, listen, Ms. Teagues thinks that her class can outread you, but that ain't gonna happen. So what time is it?
Game time!
That's right. Deja, Levi, Bryana, come on up here for a second. Alright, listen up. You three are very strong readers, so I'm gonna need a lot of pages from you. Can you handle it?
We got this, Ms. Schemmenti.
Alright! That's my girl. Go get 'em, kids.
I'm gonna read more books than anyone.
Yeah, right.
Levi, Mya's gonna do her best, alright? Just like everybody else.
What was that?
Nothing.
Did I see your last name on it?
It's a flier for my dad's landscaping company.
Aww. Uh, is that your brother?
No, I'm actually an only child, but apparently appearing to be a family business help: bring in customers.
That's... Sorry, so your... Your dad, he hired an actor to play his son instead of just asking you?
Yeah.
I think I'm confused.
You're not.
Well, he fine. Can I have your fake brother's real number? I'd like to climb that family tree.
No, thank you.
Ms. Teagues, people aren't paying attention to us.
Don't give up yet, David. Sometimes you just got to put on a little show, you know, so that they can't ignore us, right?
Excuse... Excuse me, ma'am.
It's not the most current dance, but, uh, I do it really well, so...
Hello, sir. May I interest you in some delicious candy?
Hell no. Good luck with your fake basketball team, though.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Ayesha!
That's my friend, Jacob.
Great to meet you!
Yeah, nice to meet you, too.
Single-file line, most flammable kids first, and remember... no running!
Everybody out! This is a real fire in the teachers' lounge! This is a real fire! This is not a drill! Hootie-hoo!
Wait, Ava, where are you going?!
I'm protecting my peace. The firefighters are almost here. Y'all got it!
Okay, real fire.
Um, okay, um... A-Alright, two, three, four, five.
You guys up. Turn that way.
Hey!
Hey.
Ooh. The weekend couldn't get here fast enough. Work was a lot this week. Very excited for a breather.
I can't wait to show you what I have planned. We have snowshoeing, a coal jewelry workshop, and tree-ventures just to start.
I thought we were gonna be, like, relaxing... in a hot tub.
We are, after the firewood harvesting forum.
Seems like you have a lot planned.
That's the best way to relax... On a strict schedule.
Okay. Oh, boy. Okay. So, um, I don't think we're on the same page... again.
Well, I'm on page nine. Where you at?
Gregory, put the book away. It's not really a book, but okay. I don't wanna do any of this.
What do you want to do?
Nothing. I wanna do nothing.
Okay. I hear you. I think I can schedule in some nothing time after the snow hike.
We need to talk.
Damn.
I hope this isn't another assembly about a new e-mail system. I am not doing two-step verification. They can just hack me.
They did hack you. Remember when your account sent out all that pornography?
I do not.
Okay.
Hey. Is that seat taken? 'Cause I can stand. It builds chair-acter.
I know. I was like, "Mm!"
You don't have to make a decision. Well?
Well, what?
What's with the hat?
Oh, this? It's nothing.
It's the loudest nothing I ever saw.
Boy, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat and act like you're not wearing brand-new hat.
Here it is. Item number seven of next week's school board meeting. "A proposal to transition Abbott Elementary into a Legendary Charter School for the 2023-24 school year."
Times New Roman, the most decisive of the fonts.
Well, I guess that's it. Draemond goes to the school board, we become a charter.
This is horrible. I can't be a charter teacher. I-I don't have the wardrobe for it.
School district's gonna hang us out to dry yet again. Can't we call the teacher's union or something?
All they can do is help us find a job at another public.
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