That is Ava. She's funny.
SSahar
Well, I'm so excited to be here. I cannot wait to collaborate.
Okay, let me go show you around. Come on.
Pulling off overalls? That's not easy.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You know, a lot of people are slow to warm to Tariq, but you guys get along so well. Maybe you should come out and get pizza with us this weekend.
Oh, I can't. I'm busy on Saturday.
I didn't even say a date yet. W... Oh, I see what's happening. You don't want to be the third wheel.
No.
No, don't worry. I actually know a great guy I want to set you up with.
Uh, thanks, but I don't know how my boyfriend would feel about that.
Your what?
My boyfriend.
You have a boyfriend? What's his name?
Uh, Zach.
Zach? And how long have you two been dating?
Like a year, plus another year.
Jacob, how did I not know any of this? You've never mentioned him. Well, actually, I guess I just answered my own question.
I thought you knew. I mean, I could've swore I told you. My friends say I won't shut up about him.
Your friends? I thought we were friends.
We are. Yeah, we're friends. We're just, you know...
"You know" what?
W-Work friends. We don't talk about real deep stuff.
You told me when you got a tapeworm in Zimbabwe.
Um, um, yeah, I was... I was trying to be helpful, in case you ever go to Africa. Look, work friends are still friends. They're just, like, friends in one place.
Well, I thought we were friends in all places.
Hey!
Oh. I-I got... I got a conflict.
You don't know what it is yet. My class is putting on a step show next Friday. We made so much progress.
Oh, we hear you in there, stomping the yard.
Yeah, you sound like a regular Major Payne.
Yes, well, we are building something.
I love a good step show. It's so good for the kids.
Right?
Who gave you permission to put this on my wall? Is this Comic Sans?
Oh! Dig on me.
TTaylor
Yes. Because, ultimately, she just wants me to be someone like you.
So... now is probably not a good time to talk about the parent-teacher con...
No.
Okay. Right.
We're going about this all wrong. You know you don't build a dam in the middle of a river, you build it before the water comes.
That is so wise.
[simultaneously] What the hell are you talking about?
So this Zack, he lives with you?
Yeah he just moved in last month.
And that's going...well?
Yep! He's so great!
So he knew you and was like..."More?"
Mmm...
ZZack
[walking in and hugging Jacob] Hey there's my guy!
BLACK!?
ZZack
It's actually pronounced "Zack." You must be Ava.
[Everyone gives Ava a look]
You were all thinking it. I see you, don't look at me like that!
We always look at you like this.
SWEET BABY JESUS AND THE GROWN ONE TOO!!! MY DESKS HAVE BEEN DESKED!!!
Even in a world where Ava could put together a competent presentation...
Mm-hmm.
...it still does not change the fact that the Superintendent can't stand her and, by extension, us.
The nerve on that guy.
Yeah, well, maybe this will be the year where the school board finally awards me that Advancement Grant that I have been applying to for 10 years.
They will if we make them. Just like a little... gentle arm-twisting.
A little arm twist never hurt.
After making many phone calls and pretending to slip on a beer can at the Flyers' arena, I've managed to get the only celebrity that matters to come surprise our kids on the first day of school. America's favorite orange, furry sweetheart, Flyers mascot, Gritty!
Yes!
Yes!
You should've said that as soon as you stood up. No need for those other words you said. Yes, Janine!
The kids are gonna love this.
Yes!
I know, right?
I don't get Gritty.
What the hell, Gritty? You're supposed to be here next Monday! What are you doing here?
Okay. He says he's scheduled for today.
What? No.
TTogether
Gritty! Oh!
Ain't he cool? Look at him picking that belly-button lint. Celebrities! They're just like us.
Gritty! My man! Your mom doing all right?
GGritty
(squeaks)
I get it now. I'm not not a fan.
GGritty
(squeaks)
[final lines]
And it's been almost a year, okay? It is beyond time that they reboot "Spider-Man" again.
Yeah, you're right. I love it. But who can replace Tom Holland?
I'll tell you who... That little magical cutie, that Harry Potter.
Daniel Radcliffe?
Yeah.
Ava, have you seen a... Is this you?
Oh. That must have fell in there by mistake. Mind your business.
What you looking for?
Uh, I lost something.
What? Your sense of style? Ha ha! Up top!
No.
You a hater.
What'd you lose?
Uh, it was a shawl that was in my classroom. It was my warmest one. I am so cold. [CHUCKLES]
You think someone took it?
Who would just take a shawl?
Really?
Yeah. Oh, God. I'm gonna regret this, but... you just come to my place tonight.
What time? I mean, can I come? I need you to help me with my wine pairings. Zach... he gets embarrassed when I ask the clerk for the, "second least expensive bottle."
Well, I couldn't think of a reason why you can't quick enough, so yeah, I frickin' guess you can, buddy.
Yay.
And we'll just get rid of that.
Whoa.
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