AAkira
I'm ready for round 2 with Crazy Diamond, but I'll only use my little pinky... just like I did with Okuyasu!
If you're planning to use only your pinky in this showdown, then I've got a couple of rules of my own.
AAkira
You can take your rules and shove 'em, fool! Rules are wasted on a punk kid like you!
AAkira
AAAAAAAAAAAGH! YOU DAMN BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU?!
Well, you did say that rules are wasted on me. You also said something about bringing me down with your pinky finger. So what's the wannabe rocker Otoishi gonna do now?
YOU ALREADY SAID THAT! Don't you have any new material, fool?!
[feeling the baby] Josuke... this is a girl.
Yeah, you can tell if it's a boy or a girl by feeling between the legs.
[Both laugh. Beat, then Josuke chases Joseph with his stick]
[the baby falls into a pond and Josuke can't see her]
[cuts his hand] Josuke... if this kills me, please give my regards to your mother. I am quite old, after all.
What the hell are you doing?
Adding color to the water so that we can trace the baby.
[It works, and the baby is found]
Why would he do this for a baby, for someone he doesn't even know?
I just wanted to look cool, in front of my boy.
[Josuke smiles at his father, and helps him up]
What the hell... did you say... HUH?!?!?!?!
Just take it easy, Josuke!
I dare you to insult my hair again!!!!!!!
If you insist. Fine, here goes. You might think your hair looks cool, but in actuality it may be the shittiest hairstyle I've ever had the misfortune of laying eyes upon! Though to be fair, that nest atop your useless noggin may come in handy should a pigeon come by and decide to roost. But that's a very strong "may".
(Okuyasu and koichi scream in terror)
CDCrazy Diamond
DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!!!!!
Now witness Heaven's Door! I win. (it backfires on him)
CDCrazy Diamond
DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!!!!!
How is this happening?! I'm certain his eyes were open and he got a full flash of the manuscript! So why hasn't my Stand ability taken the fact?!
I know I showed him the page... So why?
Where the hell did you slither off to?! Get out of here, you punk bitch!!!!!
Hey, I don't think he can see straight right now...
Come on out, you manga-obsessed asshole! I've got a story for you!
Whoever insults my hair will get the full brunt of my fury! I WON'T STAND FOR THAT BULLSHIT!
THERE YOU ARE, MANGA ARTIST!!!!! LAST I CHECKED, I WAS NOT DONE PUNCHING YOU!!!!!!!!!
(Rohan screams in fear)
His determination is pretty commendable, too...
(to Shigechi) You can call me Yoshikage Kira. I'm currently 33 years old. Not that you'd care, but I reside in northeast Morioh's villa district. Alao, I've yet to marry. In order to make a living, I work for Kame Yu department stores. After a long day's work, I return home no later than 8 pm. I don't like smoking, but do enjoy the occasional drink. I'm always in bed by 11 pm, and I make it a point to get no less than eight hours of sleep each night. Before bed, I drink a warm glass of milk. It's always coupled with twenty minutes of stretching to decompress from a long work day. Sweet dreams are the usual result of this. I then awake as fresh and recharged as a newborn child, ready to take on the day's challenges, and after my last check-up, I was given a clean bill of health.
What's the big idea, creeper? Why are you telling me all this crap?
For as long as I can remember, I've done everything in my power to live a productive life, that allows me to pursue a lasting inner peace. This may be a foreign concept, but I choose not to concern myself with winning or losing, life's troubles, or enemies who bring sleepless nights. That is how I cope with this backwards life we find ourselves living. It's what brings me happiness in a world fraught with hardship and misery. Of course, if I were ever to engage in combat, I would win the battle without question. In other words, Shigechi, you are an irksome troublemaker who stands to hinder my sleep. You, boy, are the enemy. [Manifests his Stand]
Killer Queen. I named it myself, and truth be told, I'm quite proud of the moniker. But before you have the chance to utter a word of this to another soul, I shall eradicate you. I'll sleep soundly tonight... I can already feel it.
I don't wanna die here. Somebody help me, please.
Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Your death is a necessity at this point. Now that you know my secret, I can't let you live. It's nothing personal, but I can't allow a single living soul to know the true nature of Yoshikage Kira. Though, I must admit, I find myself fascinated by these Stand users. I could figure this out on my own, but I'd rather use the fleeting resource that lies before me. Josuke, Okuyasu, who are the others besides them? How many users are residing in this town? What are their powers?
Don't know. Just let me go, please.
Come now, I'm sure you know more than you're letting on. And if you refuse to tell me, your parents will pay for it with their lives.
What? No, you can't. I won't let you hurt my mommy and daddy!
Well, not if you answer me. Now quick stalling.
It's a secret you have to take to your grave.
(While grabbing the doorknob) No! I'm gonna to save my mommy!
Sorry, but Killer Queen has already left its mark on the doorknob.
(While his body explodes) JOSUKE!
(Thought) Behold the genius of my Killer Queen. All evidence of my true self has been destroyed.
