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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

WWaiter

Evening, sir. I hope everything's all right. Can I help at all?

No thanks. Bring me the bill. And please allow me to pay for the cup. There's something that needs my attention, so hop to it. [takes out his wallet as he notices the weight on his arm] This indentation. Why's my left hand so heavy!?

WWaiter

Sir, are you okay!?

What the hell is this!? My left hand weighs a ton! It feels like there's a massive weight pressing against it! What is happening over there?

WWaiter

Do you need some assistance, sir?

No, everything's just fine, really let go.

WWaiter

Please, take my hand.

This weight!

WWaiter

Good heavens, sir. Was it something I said?

By the way, you wouldn't happen to have any tissues on hand, would you? A handkerchief would also do. What is this? I've gone out of my way to pay you my respects; the least you could do is converse with me.

I don't have any...

No worries... feel free to use mine. [Kira punches Koichi in the face while giving him a tissue.] Quickly now! Your nose is gushing blood! I offered it so you could clean yourself up.

[After Kira gives Koichi a massive beating, hitting his head against the concrete several times.]

What do you know? Your name is Yoshikage Kira.

!!

It's Yoshikage Kira. That's...your full...name...Kira

[Slams Koichi's face into the pavement, once again.] My driver's license. When did you steal my wallet? You pathetic little bootlicker!

You said you had to pay extra at the cafe..... You took out your ID and put it in the wrong pocket.....

... So what? Regardless, learning my name does you little good? I'm still going to erase you.

Sure, you might get away for the time being, but you know what, Kira? I bet your every thought is mocking you for letting a whiny brat unravel the mystery of your name. And if they aren't, I'll do the honors for them: A mulling little high schooler just found you out! YOU'RE SUCH A COLOSSAL DUMBASS! I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, YOU MURDER-HAPPY SON OF A BITCH!

That's enough! [Killer Queen knocks Koichi out with a punch to the stomach] That shut him up. Why does it feel like I lost to this little shit?

Nice watch. Go ahead and take one last look at it, cause I'm about to bust it up. To be clear, by it, I mean your face.

You are an interesting individual.

(Manages to hit Kira) Good freaking grief, I take it back. Up close, that watch is tacky as hell. Although to be fair, that's the least of your worries now. There's something that's gonna look a lot worse than that piece of junk... and that, my friend, is your putrid face. ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! ORA!!!

[After Okuyasu and Josuke find Mikitaka passed out in the middle of a crop circle, and Mikitaka finally wakes up.]

So, this is Earth?

OJOkuyasu & Josuke

.................

Last night I was taking a walk when suddenly I fell ill...

[Mikitaka checks his watch.]

It seems I lost consciousness. That would have been... about 13 Earth hours ago.

OJOkuyasu & Josuke

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OJOkuyasu & Josuke

AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

[The two teenagers begin rolling on the ground in laughter.]

Hahahahaha! This bastard... He's just pulling our legs... hahaha! And in a crop circle too...

Damn, I wish I'd thought of this prank! Hahaha!

[After Mikitaka proclaims to Josuke and Okuyasu that he is, in fact, an alien.]

Ahahahaha...

Dude, it's cool. You can drop the act now. Keep going and you'll ruin it. Here, have some tissues.

[Josuke holds out a pack of tissues to Mikitaka. Mikitaka looks at them for a moment, before picking them up and eating them.]

Thank you. It was quite delicious.

JOJosuke and Okuyasu

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[Josuke and Okuyasu discover that the ice cream shop they normally go to is closed.]

Would you like some ice cream?

It's that guy...

Well? Would you like some?

Well, yeah. But they're closed. It can't be helped.

Oh no! Helped is something it most certainly can be! I happen to have some with me...

[Okuyasu and Josuke stare as Mikitaka retrieves two cold ice cream cones from his bag.]

This is to thank you for the tissues. A token of gratitude, if you will.

Earth seems like a very nice place. I like it.

My name is Nu Mikitakazo N'shi. I have lived 216 of your Earth years. I am employed as an intergalactic pilot. My hobbies include caring for animals.

TTamami

[To Rohan] I've figured it out! The sirens were coming here! Your house is on fire!

Uh, sorry about yesterday. The fire was, um, pretty bad, right?

Yeah. I had a complete replica of the Drexel Heritage furniture used in the movie Pretty Woman, valued at 2.5 million, which was damaged beyond repair. Not that I care or anything.

Sorry, but I refuse!

HSHighway Star

What!?

You should know that one of Rohan Kishibe's pastimes is saying "NO!" to fools who think they're tough shit! So, I'm afraid your meal has been cancelled!

[summoning Echoes Act 3] Do it, Act 3.

EAEchoes Act 3

[Manifested by Koichi to teach a rude nurse a lesson] Okay, master! Let's kill da ho! Beeeeitoch!

Yup. Since you've gotten a clean bill of health from Crazy Diamond, when I pound your ass into the ground, I can avoid looking like a coward, right?!

Man, I feel so invigorated! I feel like it's the early hours of New Year's day, and I just put on a fresh pair of my favorite underwear!

I'll remain with this pylon. This all started because I found it, and this happened because I turned into a wire and climbed all the way up here.

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