Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Goodbye, you wrinkled old coot, you live a long life, you hear? And you, his cheapskate grandson; don't you dare forget about me!
Let us meet again! That is if you don't already hate me by then, you stupid jackass!
I can't ever forget a clown like you even if I tried, you bastard. Take care.
Hey, you cackle like hens about his hair on your own time!
Bastard. Do you want to repeat what you just said about my hair?!
Hold on a minute, Josuke. I wasn't trying to take a shot at your hair.
(Shit! Here it comes!)
Do you see it, Josuke? This is called a Stand. It's the physical manifestation of the soul. Joseph has one of these as well. Only a Stand User can see another Stand.
You know, it pisses me off when someone decides to bad-mouth my pride and joy! It really grinds my gears!
So that's what his Stand looks like!
DORARAAAAA!
DORA!
This kid's power is unreal!
Heh. Don't know if you realized this, nephew, but you left your chest wide open!
Enough!
Where did he-?
Why you! When did y-
Shut your mouths and get the hell out of here before your whining bitching makes me angrier!
(after fusing Angelo with a stone) Enjoy your eternal penance, Angelo. Reflect on the life you stole from my grandpa and all the others!
Josuke Higashikata! I, Okuyasu Nijimura will make you disappear with my The Hand!
Here we go!
Seriously? There are other Stand users besides us at this school?
Yeah. He's Toshikazu Hazamada, a student in 3-C. This Hazamada guy apparently got into an argument over something silly with a friend right around the start of spring. One of them had insulted the other's favorite idol or anime or something. That night, surprisingly, the friend he got into an argument with gouged out his own eye with a mechanical pencil. Isn't that insane?
Apparently Hazamada's friend said this at the hospital: "Next thing I knew, I was staring with at my left eye, which I'd gouged out, with my right eye.
There's something scary going on in my town. If Morioh City is in danger, that means my parents, my sister, and everyone else important to me will have to face that danger. So even if it's scary, I gotta do something!
[A high school girl, mistaking Surface's imitation for the real Josuke, hands it a love letter.]
Why the hell did you accept that? Rip this stupid thing up!
[Hazamada rips up the letter.]
Damn it... What the hell is the difference between you and me?
Why does that even matter?
Wha...
You don't have time to waste, do you?
Who the hell do you think you're talking to?!
[Hazamada punches Surface in the face, accompanied with a dull thunk. He ends up with a wound on his hand.]
Ow!
You scraped your hand? That was dumb. I'm made of wood, remember?
[Hazamada attacks his Stand once more, this time with his bag.]
Shut up! Get away from me!
[Hazamada, thinking back on other times he used his Stand to replicate other people.]
The other day, I had it copy my crush, Junko, so I could have my way with her, but I got pissed off because it kept doing things to piss me off, so I never even got anywhere. Doesn't anyone in this world have a decent personality? Damn it!
Stand users, for some reason, seem to be unknowingly drawn to each other,
Wh... What should I do... To make Yukako think that I'm bad for her?
Well, most girls aren't into bad hygiene or momma's boys.
I-I don't want her to think I'm a momma's boy! She might get mad at my mom and put her in danger!
Then it's a bad hygiene for you! Starting today, don't take baths!
Huh?
Yeah, and don't brush your teeth or change your underwear.
How about getting some lice or spiders in your hair?
Having smelly socks is pretty bad.
Maybe you should fart all the time too!
Oh yes, she'll totally hate that!
Koichi, you... don't seem to be very well-liked by your friends. But don't worry... I'm here with you...! From now on, I'll stay by your side and make you into a "real man"! That's why I'm here to take you away!
B... yeah?
AHHH! Correct! I'm glad! See, you do know this! And here it is, your boiled egg! Here, I'll take the shell off for you... Do you want some salt with it?
(Phew... she seems to be in a good mood now! Now if only she'll let her guard down so I can leave...)
By the way, if you had chosen 'A', I would have made you eat this eraser!
HUH?!
Box C had a bar of soap.
For the love of God, drop the meat!
Wash your disgusting hands with soap this instant! Honestly, entering a kitchen without permission is inexcusable! Ascolti. Cleanliness in the kitchen is priority one, amico mio!
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