Everyone, watch out! Hol Horse is back, and he's got a friend hiding under the crate, so be careful!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
If people could change that easily, life wouldn't be so hard! So as fate would have it, Boingo joined Hol Horse in the hospital, only now he was meeker than ever before. Ba-dum-tss!
IIggy
W-What the hell was that? Who does this guy think he is, Bruce Lee? Hey, can't you hear!? I said I'll stay away from your boss's mansion! Let's stop this, okay?
TDTerrence D'Arby
It-It can't be! I accidentally released his soul from the doll!
Your soul admitted defeat and it's game over.
Before I forget... what to do with you, you button-mashing jerk?
TTTerrence T. D'Arby
Oh, shit! Please, mercy, I beg you! I've already given you back Kakyoin's soul, haven't I? It's like they say, no harm, no foul! We're good... right? Right? Right?
You want to know whether I'll forgive you, why don't you just do what you do best and read my mind?
Jotaro's soul: No! No! No! No! No!
Answer this. Will I hit you with my right fist or decide to deck you with my left? I'd love to know.
TDTerrence D'Arby
Well, since you're asking, you'll use... your right one?
Jotaro's soul: No! No! No! No! No!
TDTerrence D'Arby
Then... your left?
Jotaro's soul: No! No! No! No! No!
TDTerrence D'Arby
You're... not gonna use both, are you?
Jotaro's soul: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! YES!
TDTerrence D'Arby
Are you going to do the "Ora Ora" thing?!
*annoyed* YES! YES! YES! OH MY GOD...!
SPStar Platinum
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!
Terrence T. D'Arby: Out of Commission!
VIVanilla Ice
Yes, it'd be an honor. (sets up a pot for Dio) What is mine is yours!
(While facing Vanilla Ice's Stand Cream) My god! What IS that abomination?! Impossible! Neither my flames nor Iggy could sense it! Where did it come from?! POLNAREFF, IGGY, YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!
VIVanilla Ice
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DEFEAT ME!
Now go to hell, asshole.
Polnareff, have you ever considered why humans wish to live? Humans live hoping to conquer their anxieties and fear, and attain peace of mind. Seeking fame, controlling others, and acquiring wealth are all done to achieve peace of mind. Marriage and friendship are also pursued as means of attaining peace of mind. When humans say they wish to help others, or that a thing is done for love or justice...it's all merely to give themselves peace of mind. To achieve peace of mind is the goal of all mankind. Now, given that, what anxiety could you possibly feel towards serving me? Any other peace of mind would come easily if you do. Doesn't challenging me, even knowing that it may spell your death, bring you anxiety? You are a very capable Stand user. It's a waste to kill you. Why not cut ties with Joestar and the others, and serve me for eternity? I can promise you peace of mind for eternity.
Time to meet your end, Polnareff!
So that's your stand, The World? Bring it!
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
SPSenator Philips
*thought, after DIO ripped his two front teeth and orders him to drive* "W-who the hell are you!? Do you think you're going to get a away with this!? (to himself) No, of course he won't. No one could get away with doing this to me. I graduated high school and college at the top of my class! I was captain of my college wrestling team! Even after I graduated, I was respected and revered! That's how I became a politician! I have a villa on a thousand acres in Hawaii! I married a beautiful model who is 25 years younger than me! I pay 50 times more in taxes than ordinary people! I've defeated every enemy I've faced! I'll eventually become President! I am Senator Philips!
You're next, Jotaro. Time to die!
Damn you... DIO!
Oh? So you still want to fight? It would appear pigheadedness runs in the family. How ungrateful can you be? You're blatantly ignoring your grandfather's wishes, even after he gave his life to tell you about the power of The World. Surely his pathetic pleas warranted a bit of consideration.
I have to move closer if I wanna beat your sorry ass to a pulp.
Really, then by all means, come closer.
*monologue* I always thought living in a big city would mean meeting a lot of people. But how many people meet others that they can truly understand, and who truly understand them? I probably won't ever find someone who sees me for who I am. Because I don't have a single friend that can see my Hierophant Green.
[After reviving Joseph by transfusing his blood back from Dio's corpse.]
Old man?
JJJoseph Joestar
[evil laugh] You're a damn fool, Jotaro!
You have got to be kidding!
JJJoseph Joestar
All you did was resurrect yours truly!
[actives his Stand] Bastard!
JJJoseph Joestar
WAIT! Calm down, Jotaro! It was a joke, I was just kidding! There's no need to get violent! I'm sorry. I was just trying to have some fun. You have my word, it's me!
[shows off his Stand]
JJJoseph Joestar
I'm Joseph Joestar. I was born September 27 in 1920. My wife's name is Suzi Q and I collect comics as a hobby.
...I have a question for you. Who's the leading actress in "Tarzan the Ape Man"?
JJJoseph Joestar
Bo Derek!
Okay, now answer this one. Who sang "Eat It", the spoof of "Beat It"?
JJJoseph Joestar
"Weird" Al Yankovic!
Good grief... It has to be you. Who else would know pointless crap like that?
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