NDN'Doul
(thought) I can't believe it! He actually threw the dog...
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(After seeing N'Doul use his own stand to fatally wound himself.) Why did you-
NDN'Doul
Jotaro... You... You thought you could... You thought you could manipulate me and force me to tell you information regarding the other eight Stand users, didn't you? Ugh! I'm very well aware... that Joseph Joestar's Hermit Purple can view into the minds of others... Ugh! You'll never get inside my head, and I'll never tell you anything that you could use against my master... Ah ha ha ha...!
DIO... I don't understand why you're so loyal to him. Are you honestly telling me... that you'd die for him?
NDN'Doul
Jotaro... You're right, you don't understand. Fear of death holds no place in my heart. Hah! Because of the power of my Stand, I've always been able to live a life unencumbered by such inconsequential fears like death. I could always win any fight. I could have and do whatever I wanted... Killing and stealing were absolutely meaningless to me. You should talk to the mutt about it. I'm sure he knows how I feel. DIO was the first person, who was able to look deep within my soul and find something more. He was the one who gave me a desire to live. That glorious force of nature, he was so strong, so wise, so beautiful! He was the one and only person in my life to ever see a purpose for my existence. I waited such a long time, for an opportunity to meet him. I will gladly die for my master's sake. (coughs) But no matter what, I refuse to do anything that would disappoint him... (vomits blood) And after all, evil or not, a scoundrel needs someone to put his faith in... (chuckles) I'll tell you this before I go; You should know what my name is N'Doul, and my Stand hails from Egypt, the birthplace of the Tarot; It's referred to as one of the Nine Gods of Egypt, Geb of the great Ennead. We call it the God of the Earth...
Nine Egyptian Gods? What does that mean?
NDN'Doul
Ha ha ha! Sorry, but I'll only tell you about my Stand. It's only fair since you're the one who ended up stopping me, but info on my compatriots goes with me to my grave...
OOingo
Our cards are the God of knowledge Thoth, and the God of creation Khnum! We are the Oingo Boingo brothers!
And so, the brothers eventually gave up on their mission. The battle was over, and after all the chaos and the pain, Jotaro and the others were none the wiser.
OBOingo and Boingo
Ba-dum-tss!
AAnubis
I did it! I win! Master DIO, I've exterminated Jotaro. I, Anubis, have finally put him down. Victory is mine!
AAnubis
Just forget it. You're not going to be able to pull out that blade. Give up already. I'm not sure you're tiny brain has realized it, but I've surpassed Star Platinum. And now the final thrust...
The...final thrust?
AAnubis
Yes, precisely! Once I slice open your bowels, Master DIO will rejoice!
Please, stop this... Don't drive the blade any further. It...it'll be murder...
AAnubis
Nice try, but you won't get any mercy from me! I CAN'T WAIT TO SPILL YOUR GUTS!
AAnubis
Hey! Yoohoo! Oh, fishies, look down here! Come on, swim over to me! (They swim away) Hey, wait! Where are you going?! Hey, Mr. Crab! It's a pleasure to meet ya'! Would you mind doing me a favor and taking me ashore? I'll give you something yummy.(it walks away) WAIT, Mr. Crab, you just can't leave me here! I'll be rusted through in a couple of days! Please, help me! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! (cries)OOOOH HO HO, I'M SO ALONE!
Text: Anubis Defeated
"Disasters in the bathroom" is Polnareff's department!
If that's how you're going to be, then it's your loss, young lady.
MMariah
What?! Sh-Shit...!
Weren't you listening to us earlier? You've been caught between us the whole time! Magnets are attracted to each other, you know! It's too late to do anything about it now! By getting between us is your biggest blunder!
There's no way she can hear you, Mr. Joestar. She's already lost consciousness. And all the magnetic forces crushed her and it's very likely that she snapped more than a few bones in the process.
Alright, where do we get that breakfast are we talking about?
Yes, a wonderful idea. All this running around has made me rather honery.
Is it really only 9 AM?
MMariah
Damn you...piece of shit...
AAlessi
Attaboy!
KJKid Jotaro
(decking Alessi) Good grief. Don't underestimate me because I'm a kid.
AAlessi
What?! You're seriously telling me that Jotaro could kick ass, even as a little kid...?!
AAlessi
ATTABOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stand: Set, God of Chaos and Storms. Alessi: 38-years-old, single, and an unfortunate projectile. OUT OF COMMINSON!
I thought I laid it out plainly. If you don’t like gambling, then say so.
Joseph (exasperated): For the last time, I have NO idea where you're going with this!
Oh, all right. What I'm asking is if you and your friends would like to play a little game.
[after Jotaro receives a blue drink] Ah! You're kidding me!? You got a drink, too!? When did you have a chance to- You bastard! How dare you make fun of me! Let's finish this! My hand is unbeata-
Hold it. Why're you jumping the gun when I haven't raised the pot yet?
R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Raise the pot?! No! You don't have anything to raise it with!
That’s where you’re wrong. I’ll raise you with my mother’s soul.
WHAT?!?!?!
Are you out of your mind?! Jotaro, why would you bet your mother's soul?!
The entire reason I came to Egypt in the first place is to save my mother, so if I wager her soul, she won't mind. But, D'Arby, you'll have to match my mother's soul. I know... If you lose, I want you to tell me the secret of DIO's Stand!
Come on! Are you gonna call my bluff or fold?! Decision time! Spit it out already! D’ARBY!!!!!!!!
Call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call, call... Ca- Ca- Ca- Ca- I CAN'T DO IT! I'M PETRIFIED! I'M TOO TERRIFIED TO SAY THE WORD!
Come on, everyone! Let's play a game of mahjong! Backgammon's fun, too! How about a game of dice, even though I don't have any!
Daniel J. D'Arby of the Osiris Stand. Status: Retired.
Listen, Boingo, I am proud to say that I'm a gentleman and a proper gentleman at that. 'Cause of that, I got girls all over the world. I might tell a white lie now and again, but I'd never haul off and hit one. I respect all the ladies, the beauties, the plain ones, and even the ugly ones. There's no way your prediction will ever come to pass! Come hell or high water, I swear I will never hit a woman! She could pay me every dime, nickel, and quarter she had. I still wouldn't put my hands on her!
It's 100% true, yes.
Shut your mouth!
You mean-
(furious) Damn it, Polnareff! You lowdown, dirty son of a... You were cluing 'em in! You’ve pissed me off for the last time! I've just about had enough of you! Now, die!
What's he doing here?!
Why? You idiot, you had to sneeze?
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