The old bitch's son killed my sister and she gave me Hell, so I should be glad that she's dead... but I'm REALLY having complicated feelings towards her right now!!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Joseph (after Silver Chariot made a harmless microscopic cut in a blood vein): OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! I don't feel so good...
SDSteely Dan
Please! I'm begging you, forgive me!
Ask for forgiveness from Enya, the woman you killed. But as for me, I never had the slightest intention of forgiving you.
Steely Dan (attempting to bribe Jotaro): D-DIO paid me in advance. You...you can have it all.
Good grief. I know this is blatantly obvious, but you really are a piece of work. What you owe me...can never be paid back with money! (Star Platinum proceeds to beat Steely Dan with extreme prejudice before punching him into a tower, Jotaro tallying the tab) Your receipt. Keep the frigging change.
Agh! Son of a...bitch!
[After Arabia Fats was easily defeated]
You mean...we already beat the Stand User?
You hit the nail on the head.
Caption: The Sun—RETIRED.
Ba-dum-tss!
D1Death 13
LALIHOOOO!!
(after Joseph and Polareff feed Mannish Boy baby food, not knowing Kakyoin laced it with Manish Boy's feces) Ba-dum-tss.
CCameo
HAIL 2 U!
[While Polnareff is battling the fake versions of his sister and Avdol, the real Avdol appears. Polnareff believes the real Avdol had died.]
ARE YOU REALLY MUHAMMAD AVDOL?!
Avdol (waggling a finger before striking a pose): Tsk tsk! Yes, you had better believe I am!!
No, stop this charade. You're not the real Sherry. My Sherry is gone, dead! You're nothing but... [kills fake Sherry] A hunk of dirt!!
(After finding Cameo's hiding place) HELL 2 U.
Last but not least, my fourth wish is to not grant a single one of your pitiful wishes. My Magician's Red forgives no one, especially not you.
(after Magician's Red fries Cameo) Ba-dum-tss!
(After being told they can speak through their Stands instead of sign language while underwater) Aww, man. And I have one hand signal I'm ready to show..." (shows the hand signal)
"Your underwear is showing."
"YEAH!!"
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