Penelope Garcia quotes from Criminal Minds

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"Courage is grace under pressure." Ernest Hemingway

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"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light." Helen Keller

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"So long as the memory of certain beloved friends lives in my heart, I shall say that life is good." Helen Keller

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"Strong men, men who are truly role models, don't need to put down women to make themselves feel powerful." Michelle Obama

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"I like to turn things upside down, to watch pictures and situations from another perspective." Ursus Wehrli

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"When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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"I think it's the human spirit inside of all of us that has an enormous capacity to survive." Amanda Lindhout

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"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it." Mark Twain

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"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it." Oscar Wilde

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"The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to." Dodie Smith

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"When wounds are healed by love, the scars are beautiful." David Bowles

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"The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend." Chuck Palahniuk

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My favorite band said, "The love you take is equal to the love you make."

Garcia

You've reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI's Office of Supreme Genius.

Morgan

Hey it's Morgan. Need you to work me some magic here. I got a program called Deadbolt Defense and a girl with only a couple hours to live. So what do you know?

Garcia

Then you got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack resistant software out there. You're going to have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.

Morgan

I thought I was calling the Office of Supreme Genius.

Garcia

Well, gorgeous, you've been rerouted to the Office of Too Friggin' Bad.

Garcia

Okay, you know how on Star Trek when Captain Kirk asked McCoy to do something totally impossible and McCoy says, "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!"?

Morgan

Hey, what are you telling me? Not to expect a miracle?

Garcia

No, I'm saying I'm not a doctor.

Morgan

[laughs] That's my girl.