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Emily Prentiss quotes from Criminal Minds

Played by Paget Brewster · 91 quotes · page 5 of 7

Emily Prentiss

Played by Paget Brewster

Criminal Minds · 817 quotes

6th most-quoted character in Criminal Minds: in 91 of its 817 quotes
Most scenes with: Derek Morgan (12), Aaron Hotchner (11), Spencer Reid (10)

Scenes with Emily Prentiss 31

We're dealing with a desperate detective here. Three dead boys and no evidence at all. So he applies the profile directly to someone he already suspected. It's easy to get tunnel vision that way.

"One begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts." It's one of Sherlock Holmes' favorite quotes.

We need to figure out who really killed these boys before they decide to charge Morgan.

Prentiss

What do you want us to do?

The last victim was someone Morgan was seen with. Conveniently, Morgan was already a suspect in the other two.

Prentiss

Someone set him up?

We should consider Morgan a victim. Prentiss, you and Reid talk to his family, learn about him, especially around the time of the first murder.

To get away with murder, you simply don't tell anyone.

Prentiss

The only people he told were the people he killed. And then he took from them what he needed: cash, credit cards...

I'm going to call Garcia and see if anything Catherine Hale owned was used after her death. [dials phone]

Prentiss

[to herself] And then he moved on to his next victim.

Prentiss

[watching Morgan dance between two women] Hey, Morgan, be careful. The one in the back could take your wallet!

That's all right. I'll be a broke, happy man!

All right, everybody, right now, what's my worst quality? [silence from team] Okay, I'll start. I have no sense of humor...

You're a bully.

I'm a bully.

You can be a drill sergeant sometimes.

Prentiss

You don't trust women as much as men.

Okay, good. I'm all these things, but none of you said that I ever put myself above the team because I don't. Ever.

Prentiss

How could their friends not see anything?

It's like when the lion preys upon antelope.

Prentiss

You lost me.

Well, that's because you, Emily Prentiss, have never been one of the antelope.

Prentiss

Oh, scratch that. You totally lost me.

Okay, check this out. The antelope travel in packs; so the lion just sits and waits. Waits for just one of the antelope to break away from its herd. So when he's alone, vulnerable, and completely unprotected, that's when the lioness strikes, that's when she makes her move.

Prentiss

Wait a minute, her move?

Prentiss, there's only one thing that's gonna make a straight man leave his friends on guys' night out, and it'll make him leave every time.

Statistically, 94% of all serial arsonists are male, 75% are white and few, if any, are ever caught.

Prentiss

Few? You don't have a percentage?

16%. Those 16% set 30 plus fires before they're ever apprehended. I'm trying to be more conversational.

Prentiss

Oh. It's not working.

AEAmbassador Elizabeth Prentiss

How are you enjoying your assignment to the BAU?

Prentiss

Well, enjoying is an odd description.

AEAmbassador Elizabeth Prentiss

Is it?

Prentiss

Well, we, um, deal with some pretty horrible things.

AEAmbassador Elizabeth Prentiss

I thought that was where you wanted to be.

Prentiss

It is, definitely.

AEAmbassador Elizabeth Prentiss

Then you do enjoy it.

Prentiss

(Brings beer and Brad from the bar) Ladies, this is Brad! A real FBI agent!

Really?

Prentiss

Really!

No way!

That's exciting! What's it like in Quantico?

BBrad

It's, eh, quite impressive!

What department are you in?

BBrad

That's classified.

Oh (winking at Garcia and Prentiss) it must be really tough keeping all those secrets.

BBrad

It's a skill like anything else. Carpenters are good at building stuff, measuring. FBI is good at keeping secrets and kicking criminal ass!

Prentiss

Well, somebody has to do it! Oh, do you have to carry your gun and badge with you everywhere you go?

BBrad

Affirmative.

Prentiss

Can we see it?

BBrad

See what?

Prentiss

Your badge.

Please.

BBrad

I am sorry, that's...

GJGarcia, JJ, and Prentiss

Classified, of course.

Prentiss

(takes out her badge) Tell me Brad, does it look anything like this?

(takes out her badge) Or, uh, this?

(takes out her badge) Or maybe this?

(Brad walks away)

We're going to provide a psychological profile of the man we're looking for. It contains some unusual, specific personality traits that someone out there is bound to recognize.

Which will make him relatively easy to locate. Long-lasting, negative impression he leaves on anyone he might meet.

We have a term for the killing behavior this unsub displays: cleaning house. Fixing what's wrong with the world.

He's deeply rationalized this behavior, and while he certainly knows the killing is wrong, he truly believes that he's doing the world a great service.

Ultimately, this type of unsub becomes a loner. There won't be too many people that can still tolerate him. Now, if he does have a relationship at all, the person will not be his equal. It'll be someone subservient to him.

He'll be... fastidious, tending toward obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he'll have an overwhelming sense of indignation towards the things that he's judged to be wrong. He wouldn't even consider the reasons why someone might disagree with him.

ODetective One

He sounds like a real jagoff.

Exactly. Class "A" scumbag.

Prentiss

Detective McGee started noticing the disappearances a year ago. The Unsub probably had a stressor at this time. The death of a family member, or someone who had some semblance of control over him. Right now, no one has control over him.

It's probable that he isn't currently working after this many victims and the devolution that it brings, a job just wouldn't leave him time to practice his true calling.

Which is...?

A predator. A killing machine. By now, it's become all he thinks about.

[to Mona, a homeless woman] Be careful, you hear me? This world needs all of its beautiful ladies, and that means you, too, Mona.

[Mona smiles and walks away]

Prentiss

You're a good guy.

Ya think?

Prentiss

Yeah, you make the people around you feel good.

Well, he's no Charlie Chaplin.

Oh, again with the Chaplin.

Prentiss

How'd you guys do?

Well, Reid got propositioned by every prostitute we talked to, but we didn't find anybody who thinks they'd seen the unsub.

It's odd. If the Unsub were out here, he'd stand out. You know, people would recognize the description.

Prentiss

So where does that leave us?

Right where I thought we'd were.

Captain?

You said this guy would definitely be memorable. You were adamant. So if no one out here remembers him, according to you, he doesn't exist.

That's not exactly what we said.

It's what you implied.

What do you think happened to them, Captain?

I told you, I don't think anything happened to them.

Oh, that's right. You think they all got houses and jobs.

Prentiss

Why did you leave Frank? What changed?

JHJane Hanratty

He did. Frank changed. He changed just like Agent Gideon said. And he was so angry with Agent Gideon because he knows Frank better than anyone else, and Frank knows that, too.

We'd like to give you a rough profile of the man we're all looking for. This is someone with access. He's managed to move in a small community with a high police presence without raising suspicion.

Prentiss

Which means there's a good chance that this is someone you've seen.

This Unsub has killed three women in four days. That's what we call a spree killer. Now, most likely something has happened in the past few days to set him off.

And because he kills white, brunette women, that stressor probably has to do with a woman in his life that fits the same description. Wife, mother girlfriend. Women he's killing, they're most likely a substitute.

Prentiss

What we need you to do is look at people who are part of the campus fabric. See if anyone fits the bill, students, professors, support staff.

DJDet. Jim Griffith

I'm sorry, how are my men supposed to know about somebody's home life?

Well, the people around him have seen him devolving. If you suspect someone on campus, talk to anyone who knows him, find out if he's recently found religion, been drinking, even if he's been harming himself.

He may feel emasculated. Considering the stressor and the victimology, there's a good chance that rejection is a recurring theme in his life.

This Unsub displays a great amount of anger, stabs his victims repeatedly, even after their dead. Seconds later, he feels remorse. It's possible that his guilt is because his victims were in a position to trust him.

How goes it in here?

Prentiss

Means of subduing the victim, potential weapon, source of displaced rage, stressor, evidence of a self-destructive spiral and trophies of his kills. Everything that points to the profile, yet nothing we can hold him on!

Call in S.W.A.T., secure the perimeter, wait for him to come out.

Ma'am he's holding a woman inside.

We don't know that for certain. We don't have probable cause.

She's right.

If he's got her he waits 48 hours, he's not gonna kill her yet.

He's changed the pattern of the dump sites, now he's changed how he abducts them. Do we really want to gamble that he's sticking to the rest of the model?

CCop

So let's pound on the door! Maybe he'll panic.

But he could spook just enough to kill her early.

Prentiss

I want to go in alone. The boy's in the family room, he'll answer the door.

Prentiss

We need to get invited in that door. He's looking for female authority figures. If he lets me in I can signal as soon I see anything that gives us cause.

Technically you're not even in the FBI.

All the better.

She's interfering with a federal investigation!

Prentiss

Well if I'm no longer in the FBI then you have no authority over me. I'm just a civilian knocking on a little boy's door.

Prentiss. [hands her a gun]

Prentiss

Thanks.

As soon as you have probable cause, give us the signal and get out of there.

Prentiss

Okay.

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