(Brings beer and Brad from the bar) Ladies, this is Brad! A real FBI agent!
Really?
Really!
No way!
That's exciting! What's it like in Quantico?
It's, eh, quite impressive!
What department are you in?
That's classified.
Oh (winking at Garcia and Prentiss) it must be really tough keeping all those secrets.
It's a skill like anything else. Carpenters are good at building stuff, measuring. FBI is good at keeping secrets and kicking criminal ass!
Well, somebody has to do it! Oh, do you have to carry your gun and badge with you everywhere you go?
Affirmative.
Can we see it?
See what?
Your badge.
Please.
I am sorry, that's...
Classified, of course.
(takes out her badge) Tell me Brad, does it look anything like this?
(takes out her badge) Or, uh, this?
(takes out her badge) Or maybe this?
(Brad walks away)
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