Courage the Cowardly Dog quotes

Dr. Vindaloo

I am no longer a head of lettuce!

Where's my breakfast, woman? I'm starving to death!

I like to feed the birdies to the cats!

Food? Food? I need food! Where's my lunch?

Muriel

Right here.

Want more... food. AAAH! Oh, wicket! Where's my dinner?

Ah. Tutti frutti.

What happened to you, woman? You look like a house!

Muriel

[offended] Look who's calling the kettle black.

[entering the kitchen; blindsided] Muriel! You seen my glasses?! [whacks the tub of butter out of Courage's hand and it falls on him, covering him in butter]

Muriel

No, I haven't. Did you misplace 'em?

[grumbling] Yes, I misplaced them! [bumping into objects] Oww!

Muriel

Courage you better help Eustace find his glasses. Be his guide dog. We wouldn't want him to lose his way.

[retorting] Get away from me!

Le Quack

Le Quack is back!

Where are we now?

[getting eggs on his face as Muriel sneezes] What are you trying to do?! Get me sick?! Oh! [eats the eggs with no concern]

Muriel

I'm sorry, Eustace. This is the worst cold I've ever… [starts to sneeze again]

I ain't useless! I'm Eustace!

Every hunting season it's the same thing. We can't take it anymore. I'm gonna put an end to our living in fear. I'm going hunting! [holds his gun] A deer's gotta do what a deer's gotta do.

Muriel

You know, Courage, that deer reminds me a wee bit of Eustace.

I'm a deer! Useless the deer!

Muriel

And now, I have the strangest feeling I'm not going to explode at all. [burps up a bloated Courage, and he lands on the ground with a thud; shrinks to her normal size] Oh, my.

Hey! Who's got my carrot?! [Courage belches, laughs, and grows giant-sized; annoyed] You dumb dog.

Courage

Oh, no! [runs off]

Come back here with my carrot! [chases after him]