Coupling · Season 1, Episode 5
“The Girl with Two Breasts” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Jeff Murdock (3), Steve Taylor (2)
I need breasts with brains. I don’t mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere.
You draw the line at intelligent breasts?
I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding.
Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind?... Make all women telepathic because if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they'd kill us all on the spot. Men are not people. We are disgustoids in human form!
Well, how'd it go?
She's leaving the country, doesn't speak English, I insulted her friend's breasts and she thinks I collect women's ears in a bucket.
Well, you've had worse.
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