Grayson and Jules in “Don't Come Around Here No More”

[singing] She likes a pacemaker, she's a hip breaker, she likes them almost dead. [Stops singing] That's all I've written so far, but I'm very proud of it.

It's haunting.

You know that girl I was with? She is eleven years younger than me. If you add that to the age difference between you and your date, it's 611 years.

Mine wasn't a date, okay? I just went out for some coffee.

You can't stand to be alone for a second can you?

That is ridiculous.

Then why'd you go out with father time?

Because I am a history buff, and I haven't been in a car with only a lap belt in a long time.