Jules
You know, I've seen the parade of girls you've brought home, tagged, and released. No matter how young they are, you don't seem the least bit self-conscious about your age.
Grayson
It's cause I'm not.
Jules
Show me how to do that.
Grayson
Can't. When women get older, it's icky. When men get older, it's adorable. It's my favorite double standard.
Jules
Me, not so much.
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