[Danny and Leanne are discussing Ken Barlow in the Rovers' prior to Mike's funeral]
LLeanne
If he so much as looks at me wrong today, I'll bop him one.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Emily, Blanche and Norris are discussing Frankie and Danny Baldwins recent engagement]
EEmily
Well, you know what they say. Third time lucky.
They'll be lucky if they make it to the end of the reception.
NNorris
Do jewellers do refunds?
[Sonny and Sean are thrashing out their situation]
Sean Tully (Antony Cotton): Get out, and go and ruin someone else's life. Your work here is done.
[Sean is the next person to feel Paul's wrath. The mincing machinist is thrown out of the factory]
And she's like, you know, "You stay at your side of the bar and I'll stay at mine" and that I love the girl to bits but, admit defeat.
Paul Connor (Sean Gallagher): Get out.
Fiz Brown (Jennie McAlpine): Oh come on it was just affectionate!
PPaul
GET OUT!
Sally Webster (Sally Whittaker): Hey, you can't do that!
F1Female 1
GET OFF HIM!
F2Female 2
What do you think you're playing at?
PPaul
If you saw the state of her the night Ryan's dad died, if you had the slightest idea...
I know.
PPaul
NO, YOU DON'T KNOW! But for a second there we thought she might be happy again.
Liam Connor (Rob James-Collier): PAUL! That's enough!
KKelly
You ain't and you can't just blame Sean what about Sonny boy!
PPaul
Yeah but then you come along a mate, and then you lied to her, you ruined her trust, AND BRING IT ALL FLOODING BACK TO HER!
I'm so sorry!
PPaul
Prancing round my factory? Laughing at my sister? For this is a family business mate NOW GET OUT!!!!
[Outside the salon, Sean says he has found the perfect man for Violet]
And I have found a perfect man for you.
Violet Wilson (Jenny Platt): You find that hard to believe.
I guarantee you won't be disappointed.
VViolet
So when you know.
Kinda.
VViolet
Well if he's so perfect for me then why is it taking so long to think of him?
Because sometimes you can't see what's under your snoz.
VViolet
Well, what's his name?
Johnny.
VViolet
Right, and where does he live?
In my pocket.
VViolet
In your...
Johnny Depp. Pirates Of The Caribbean.
VViolet
What can I say... the perfect man.
All you need is a bar of chocolate, a packet of crisps and a nice bottle of dry white and it's a perfect date.
VViolet
Well I think that's exactly what I need - a disposable man, you can pop him back in the box when you're done with him.
Aw, it's nice to see you smile again.
[Sean arrives in the pub with a birthday card for Steve]
[Singing] Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday sorry it's late, happy birthday to you!
SSteve
Thank you Sean.
Oh charming, I'll have it back.
Ooh, Michelle!
VViolet
I want a baby Sean. [Weeping quietly]
[Whispers] I know.
Gail (Helen Worth): What did you do that for?
Eileen (Sue Cleaver): It's white wine it gets red wine stains out.
GGail
On carpets, not on wedding dresses!
[Bethany has just come round]
Bethany (Amy and Emily Walton): Mum, mummy?
[Ken is showing off his kimono at a dinner party to Deirdre, Liz, Lloyd and Blanche]
Oh, for the love of God!
Ken Barlow (William Roache): Okay. Come on. Let's have it. You've got a problem with this, I should imagine?
A grown man, dressed as a Giesha? Have you gone stark staring mad?
It is no different to a dressing gown. I mean what. Is there a rule? Thou shalt wear terry towelling in the North West of England?
There should be.
Lloyd Mullaney (Craig Charles): Oh come on, Blanche. If a man can't indulge his eccentricities at home, where can he indulge them?
Deirdre Barlow (Anne Kirkbride): I wouldn't mind if he didn't indulge them in front of guests.
Look it's not eccentric, it's Japanese and it makes me feel comfortable.
Liz McDonald (Beverley Callard): Well I'm with the boys. I mean Lloyd wears all manner of weird and wonderful things.
Well that's understandable. [Turns back to Ken) But Ken! Always got to be different. Always sniffing out controversy. Does Tennessee Williams wear kimono?]
Tennessee Williams is dead!
I'm not surprised!
Blanche Hunt (to Steve McDonald): That's the second fiancé to chuck that ring away. You'd be better off buying a boomerang!
TTony
[To Luke about Rosie] The only thing lower than that daft lass' neckline is her IQ.
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