Blanche quotes from Coronation Street

[Blanche is throwing Danny and Frankie out of her house without notice]

Frankie Baldwin (Debra Stephenson): You can't do that. It's illegal!

Blanche Hunt (Maggie Jones): Then sue me! (Slams her front door shut. Frankie looks through the letter box)

Danny Baldwin (Bradley Walsh): Get up Frankie. She won't hear you - she's as deaf as a post!

Blanche

I heard that!

[Emily, Blanche and Norris are discussing Frankie and Danny Baldwins recent engagement]

Blanche

They'll be lucky if they make it to the end of the reception.

[Ken is showing off his kimono at a dinner party to Deirdre, Liz, Lloyd and Blanche]

Blanche

Oh, for the love of God!

Ken Barlow (William Roache): Okay. Come on. Let's have it. You've got a problem with this, I should imagine?

Blanche

A grown man, dressed as a Giesha? Have you gone stark staring mad?

Ken

It is no different to a dressing gown. I mean what. Is there a rule? Thou shalt wear terry towelling in the North West of England?

Blanche

There should be.

Lloyd Mullaney (Craig Charles): Oh come on, Blanche. If a man can't indulge his eccentricities at home, where can he indulge them?

Deirdre Barlow (Anne Kirkbride): I wouldn't mind if he didn't indulge them in front of guests.

Ken

Look it's not eccentric, it's Japanese and it makes me feel comfortable.

Liz McDonald (Beverley Callard): Well I'm with the boys. I mean Lloyd wears all manner of weird and wonderful things.

Blanche

Well that's understandable. [Turns back to Ken) But Ken! Always got to be different. Always sniffing out controversy. Does Tennessee Williams wear kimono?]

Ken

Tennessee Williams is dead!

Blanche

I'm not surprised!