[Outside the salon, Sean says he has found the perfect man for Violet]
And I have found a perfect man for you.
Violet Wilson (Jenny Platt): You find that hard to believe.
I guarantee you won't be disappointed.
So when you know.
Kinda.
Well if he's so perfect for me then why is it taking so long to think of him?
Because sometimes you can't see what's under your snoz.
Well, what's his name?
Johnny.
Right, and where does he live?
In my pocket.
In your...
Johnny Depp. Pirates Of The Caribbean.
What can I say... the perfect man.
All you need is a bar of chocolate, a packet of crisps and a nice bottle of dry white and it's a perfect date.
Well I think that's exactly what I need - a disposable man, you can pop him back in the box when you're done with him.
Aw, it's nice to see you smile again.
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