Hey Brent. Where do you keep the canned pasta?
Not canned pasta, Alphaghetti! Her memory's going.
I remember. You want Alphaghetti.
If you remember, then why did you bring home Dinoghetti?
What difference does it make?
You can't spell with dinosaurs!
The Alphaghetti's over by the-
I know where it is! I'm still playing with a full deck.
I don't know why you insist on Alphaghetti, you won't even eat the Es.
Oh! Everyone knows you don't eat the Es!
Then why are they in there?
Because they're in the alphabet. You'd know this, if your memory wasn't going.
Come on Oscar. Let's go home, I'll make you some Alphaghetti.
I want the kind with dinosaurs!
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