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Corner Gas · Season 1

Brent, Man and others in “Ruby Reborn”

Want me to fill it up?

MMan

Sure. You know, I've never driven across Saskatchewan before.

Well, you still haven't, really. About halfway to go yet.

MMan

Sure is flat.

How do you mean?

MMan

You know, flat. Nothing to see.

What do you mean, like topographically? Hey Hank, this guy says Saskatchewan is flat.

How do you mean?

Topographically, I guess. He says there's nothin' to see.

There's lots to see. There's nothin' to block your view.

There's lots to see. Nothin' to block your view. Like the mountains back there. They're uh … Well, what the hell? I could've sworn there was a big mountain range back there. Juttin' up into the sky all purple and majestic. I must be thinkin' of a postcard I saw or somethin'. Hey, it is kinda flat, thanks for pointin' that out.

MMan

You guys always this sarcastic?

Nothin' else to do.

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