Milo Janus, Buddy Castle and others in “Unfinished Business”

Milo Janus

What's he doing here?

Well, you know that introductory thirty day offer we've been pushing on television?

Milo Janus

Yeah.

That's what he's doing here.

Lt. Columbo

Mr. Janus, how you doin'! Listen, I gotta tell you, this is terrific! I'm starting to feel like a new man already.

Milo Janus

Fine, fine Columbo.

Lt. Columbo

Of course, you know, I've only been on for about 20 minutes.